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spade89

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Posts: 561
From: houston,tx
Registered: 11-28-2006
hi i was looking around the net trying to figure out how (in)sane i am and here are the ones i think you guys might like the first one is a link:
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http://www.tekzoned.com/instest/
the second one is a quote :
quote:

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.


"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because itís bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


does anyone know any stuff like this?

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kenman

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How come I keep failing those silly insanity tests, they'll never let me out if I cant pass the tests!

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i know that test is stupid, but i only made it about 10-15 seconds before i started laughing.

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spade89

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From: houston,tx
Registered: 11-28-2006
check this one out too a real test:
http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Tests/Sanity_Test.html

according to that test i only have about 16% of craziness in me how about you guys?

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kenman

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Your sanity Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 28 of 55 questions, making you 49.1% insanity pure; that is, you are 49.1% pure in the insanity domain (you have 50.9% Crazyness in you).
According to the scoring guide, your insanity experience level is: You're just odd, that's all.

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kenman

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. . .

And I am not revealing my answers

. . . .
(musicians are basically nuts) -
Creating a game because your bored. . .
Creating a game in 7 days because your bored = insanity?

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JeTSpice
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From: La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA
Registered: 06-10-2006
I'm a looney. 64% crazy.

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Mene-Mene

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Registered: 10-23-2006
You answered "yes" to 11 of 55 questions, making you 80.0% insanity pure; that is, you are 80.0% pure in the insanity domain (you have 20.0% Crazyness in you).
According to the scoring guide, your insanity experience level is: Nowhere close to crazy.

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evdude

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I'm 21.8% crazy! or so they think!*laughs crazily*

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HanClinto

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43.6%, I'm just "slightly batty".
CPUFreak91

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quote:
You answered "yes" to 22 of 55 questions, making you 60.0% insanity pure; that is, you are 60.0% pure in the insanity domain (you have 40.0% Crazyness in you).

I'm: "Slightly batty".

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spade89

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ok here is a question i wanted to ask all of you so called "sane" people :
you are inside a car and you have a hammer but the door is locked how do you get out of the car?

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kenman

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quote:
Originally posted by spade89:
ok here is a question i wanted to ask all of you so called "sane" people :
you are inside a car and you have a hammer but the door is locked how do you get out of the car?


Call a COder to write a block of code to unlock and open the door

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Mene-Mene

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Spade:
Unlock the door.

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spade89

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From: houston,tx
Registered: 11-28-2006
amazing you figured that one out,most people would say break the window to get out .if you don't believe me ask anyone you know their first answer would most likely not be open the door.

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CPUFreak91

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quote:
Originally posted by spade89:
amazing you figured that one out,most people would say break the window to get out


That's because they assume that there's some reason you can't unlock to door which is why you have a hammer. In reality these tests are pretty unfair. The door-hammer one doesn't mention that there's anything wrong. The bathtub one is fairer. As long as you don't mind getting your feet wet, you can assume that you can pull the plug in the bathroom even if there is no drain.

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steveth45

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From: Eugene, OR, USA
Registered: 08-10-2005
quote:
Originally posted by CPUFreak91:
I'm: "Slightly batty".


Creepy, I got exactly 40%, too. I know we both use Linux for fun, too, which should really put us over the edge from "slightly batty" to the "mad genius" category.

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TwoBrothersSoftware

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From: Janesville, Wi USA`
Registered: 08-05-2006
Hey 3 of my personalities passed

Does this makes me 42% sane