David Lancaster Member Posts: 276 From: Adelaide, Australia Registered: 05-22-2006 |
So for the past 10 years I've been working hard on my new greatest engine ever! Photoshop engine. You get photoshop pictures, save them as bmp or tga format, and my engine will render your photoshop pictures directly to your monitor screen! "Oh my gosh that is so cool!" you say, wait there's more. This engine is the best, I'm going to make billions of dollers with it, so if you can help me make a game you will share in all the royalties and be rich with me. I'm going to make the Biggest Most Greatest MMORPG with this engine. I need: -Scripters I will need you to start making the content straight away and send me all the resources you make as soon as possible. Also I can promise you that for every $1,000 you invest in this engine it will produce at least 1 million! So please send your money to my paypal account as soon as possible so you can get your millions! Now to prove to you I'm not joking around here is a photoshop image working in my engine! As you can see the advanced rendering features of this amazing engine replicate the image exactly how it appears in photoshop! You can just feel the buzz of how exciting this will be once we make our MMORPG with this, it will be so much better than photoshop! I dreamt about making a thread like this for a long time especially when I see threads pretty similar to this all over the place...dare I state the obvious...I'm...jk |
Xian_Lee Member Posts: 345 From: Registered: 03-15-2006 |
That's priceless, David. +50 Kudos for an awesomely funny thread. ------------------ |
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Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
You know...you could've just made a thread for 2D art  haha JK But yeah, like Xian said, awesomely funny haha BTW, excellent art! [This message has been edited by LAVA (edited April 02, 2007).] |
Lazarus Member Posts: 1668 From: USA Registered: 06-06-2006 |
Are any Penguin slots still open?  |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
haha!! that's funny david. ------------------ |
jestermax Member Posts: 1064 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: 06-21-2006 |
money sent. use the paypal account i sent it with to deposit my millions. ------------------ |
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David Lancaster Member Posts: 276 From: Adelaide, Australia Registered: 05-22-2006 |
What makes this thread even cooler is that you guys found it funny and made it funnier  Thank you. |
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jestermax Member Posts: 1064 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: 06-21-2006 |
i wish i were as cool as this thread is ------------------ |
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Lazarus Member Posts: 1668 From: USA Registered: 06-06-2006 |
You are, Jez - unless a heatwave hit Canada that I don't know about.  |
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jestermax Member Posts: 1064 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: 06-21-2006 |
baddum ching (sorry for the short post ------------------ |
HanClinto Administrator Posts: 1828 From: Indiana Registered: 10-11-2004 |
Can you play it on a dance mat? If you can, I'm *so* totally in on this. If we work fast, we can probably get it ready for this year's CGDC. |
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
How are you planning ot use taht in a MMORPG...AEPUEPOAIHGIOPUAISJGHIAOPEYGPABLLLLEAAAHHHHH....?!? Just Wondering, not much In a MMORPG that I would htink to use photshop with, save maybe like some texture details an stuff... ------------------ |
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Lazarus Member Posts: 1668 From: USA Registered: 06-06-2006 |
quote: It'll set their heads spinning - especially when they see how much better it is than photoshop. |
Mene-Mene Member Posts: 1398 From: Fort Wayne, IN, USA Registered: 10-23-2006 |
This is a bit spammy, but funny. ------------------ I reserve the full right to change my views/theories at any time. |
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Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
Come on Mene, it was April Fools! It would be like wishing the forum Merry Christmas. |
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jestermax Member Posts: 1064 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: 06-21-2006 |
Merry fools day ------------------ |
zookey Member Posts: 1902 From: Great Falls, Montana, USA Registered: 04-28-2002 |
beautiful man, just beautiful!!!! ------------------ |
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David Lancaster Member Posts: 276 From: Adelaide, Australia Registered: 05-22-2006 |
quote: *hands Jester +10,000 kudos* now you are cooler than this thread |
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
so... no money for me? ------------------ |
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Lazarus Member Posts: 1668 From: USA Registered: 06-06-2006 |
Don't you have enough already? |
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jestermax Member Posts: 1064 From: Ontario, Canada Registered: 06-21-2006 |
who needs money?? i've got 10,000 kudos! ------------------ |
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ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
well, I just spent a bunch on my short ram intake, ram, wireless bridge, etc. that and car payments, insurance, tuition, etc... I wonder if kudos will work. ------------------ |
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Lazarus Member Posts: 1668 From: USA Registered: 06-06-2006 |
Approximately 0 dollars for every 1,000,000 kudos, last I checked. |
kenman Member Posts: 518 From: Janesville WI Registered: 08-31-2006 |
Photoshop game creator. sounds like a Microsoft product |
