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Babelfish, English to English – CPUFreak91

CPUFreak91

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This is funny, I got this idea from a post @ http://www.christiancoders.com/cgi-bin/ubb-cgi/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum4&topic=000 453. What does Babelfish gave you when you translate English into a language, and translate the results in the other language back into English. You can get some pretty funny results. Why not post them here?
quote:

English to Spanish to English
Original statement: Code monkey likes you.
Final result: Base the monkey has taste of you.


ROTFL! Gotta love algorithms.

Oh, here's another!

quote:

English to Spanish to English
Original statement: Code monkey likes fritos.
Final result: Base the fried monkey has taste of.
EIDT: English to Spanish to English to Japaneese to English: Be based the taste which has the monkey which was fried!


Man... I could die.


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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

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jestermax

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English to German to English:
original: All your base belongs to us
final: Their whole lower surface are belong to us
samw3

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I'm really starting to like this 'base the fried monkey' seems like we have a lot in common.

How about CCN:

English-Chinese-English:
Original: Christian Coders Network
Result: The Christian codes the person network

I will make you fishers of men?

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Sam Washburn

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English-Dutch-French-German-English

Original: I am spending too much time posting to CCN.
Result: I ignore the surplus the time, which corresponds to the post of CCN.

Wherein, I believe, the mystery is revealed.

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Sam Washburn

jestermax

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English to Greek to French to English
Original: get back to work you scallywag
Final: you are turned over to work scallywag
evdude

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this is getting weird!

original: this is weird
french-dutch-french-?-english: er STI fremd

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evdude

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english-dutch-french-german-english!

original: the base is under attack again
final: the basis is again below the attack

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Lazarus

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English>French>Portuguese>English

"I play Pacman all day"

to

"e plays Pacman the day all."

hmm...

Super Angel Steve

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Now Thats Funny

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garand

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English > German > French > English

Original > I Love Programming
Output > I Can Program

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I see dead pixels...

garand

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Guess what? I think that the babel fish translator needs a little work!

English > Dutch > French > Portugeese > English

The only conjectura? I think only Babel necessities of the translator of only fish the work!

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I see dead pixels...

garand

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Jesus Christ

English > Japaneese > English

Christ yes Christ
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I see dead pixels...

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kenman

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Now thats funny

english - french - german - french - italian - english

Hour Thats gaiement.

kenman

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Okay I needed a laugh. I took the first slashdot article, it happens to be about microsoft onecare

quote:

A ZDNet reporter has gotten some truly amazing quotes out of a Microsoft product manager about the troubled OneCare product. Arno Edelmann, Microsoft's European business security product manager, was flagged down at this week's CeBit event, and had this to say about the service: 'Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products. It's not a bad product, but bits and pieces are missing

translated english - russian - english It actually is more truthfull!

quote:

Reporter ZDNet obtained some truly amazing quotes from menezhera on production microsoft about the troubled product OneCare. Arno Edelmann, menezher on the production the security of matter microsoft's European, was flagged downward at case of CeBit of this week, and had this, it was which necessary to speak about the maintenance: ' usually microsoft do not begin products, we buys products. This not will be poor product, but bits and pieces propavshi

We buys products!

CPUFreak91

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quote:
Originally posted by kenman:
We buys products!


Hahaha. That's rich!

Here's a piece of Bible Dave code. English > Dutch > French > English.
This is the original file:

# ------------------- #
# Bible Dave Engine #
# ------------------- #
#-- Load imports --#
try:
import os, sys

import pygame
from pygame.locals import *
from pygame import mixer
from pygame.mixer import music
#from music import Music
from pgu import timer
from pgu import engine

except ImportError, err:
print "Could not load module! Error message:"
print err
sys.exit(2)

import base
#from base import Testing
from base import saveGame
from base import loadGame
import basegamelevel
import menu
from sound import DaveSound

from base import initLevel, initCustomLevel
from base import testLevelname

class Main(engine.Game):
def init(self):
pygame.init()

if '-t' in sys.argv:
base.Testing = True
else:
base.Testing = False
self.timer = timer.Timer(base.FPS) #Set the max FPS

And here's the Babelfish corruption:

# # # the engine of Dave of bible # # # # - - tests the importation --# 
loading:
the importation the bone, sys
the importation pygame of the importation pygame.locals *
of mixer of the pygameinvoer
of pygame.mixer the music of importation
# of the music of the importation of music
of the tijdopnemer of the pguinvoer
of the engine of the pguinvoer

except ImportError, misleads me me:
occupied "the load module could not! Opinion of error: "
sys.exit (2)

the importation bases
# of the basic importation is very mistaken to test the basic importation saveGame
importation of the basic importation loadGame basegamelevel enters the menu of the correct importation DaveSound of the basic importation initLevel, initCustomLevel of the basic importation testLevelname classes direction (pun):
def init (itself):
pygame.init() like ' - T ' in sys.argv: the base which = tests true differently: the base which = false tests self.timer = timer. Timer (FPS bases)


(Man... that's just too funny)
I couldn't keep track of where the next line would be so BabelPython will report a syntax error due to the fact that two lines have been put on the same line

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kenman

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quote:
After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless

quote:

Outside to the program, life puts without after it it intended after 3 days

Microsoft windows vista becomes seen window Microsoft

messagebox.show("hello world") becomes
world of the champion of messagebox hello!

I have to stop this or I'll get a hernia