He looked over to see the towering Giant Grimbor, and worried that the Giant would forget that they weren’t really fighting, but were in a tournament. Raul had been testing his bow for a while. He looked at Haeuthaere and shook his head at the centaur’s name, it was almost disgraceful, and he wondered what his mother was thinking.

Hearing a clattering on the stone stairs he looked up to see Professor Winneynoodle clattering down the stairs looking all worried. “Don’t worry Prof. you’re just in time.” King Edmund called. The professor entered the arena, as the others set into their ready stances.

“Begin!”

Don’t forget the rules, and to take turns! Please update with each post in the form that I have presented. The stats are below, and the turn order further. Thank you, and most of all, don’t forget to have fun! (That’s an order soldier!) First Thread Sign-Up Thread

P.S. This is my 100th post!

Statistics:
Sir Jeepicheep - Mene-Mene
Species; Talking Mouse
HP: 25/25
E: 200/200
Weapons:

Sword/Rapier:
Damage: 10
E Penalty: 10
A: +/+
Block: 3/2 (Possible only in this case, This means that I will use this block, it'll go down to 1/2, then regenerate to 2/2, then used again down to 0/2)

Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 10
E Penalty: 5
A: 50/50

Healing Apple:
Repair: 10
Delayed
A: 2/2
Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Species: Giant
HP: 300/300
E: 100/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 10/10

Gidieon Swift - Dyreck
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 120/120
S: 2
Weapons:

Axe:
Damage: 40 Defence: 30
E Penalty: 15
Life Penalty: 2
A: +/+
Block: 5/5

Professor Whinneynoodle - HanClinto
Species: Centaur (I'm used to Star Wars, so I use species often)
HP: 150/150
E: 120/120
S: 2
Weapons:

Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 30
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 50/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 50 Defence: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 10/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 3/3

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 3/3

Raul Hernandez - CPUFreak
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 120/120
S: 2
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50 Defence: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 10/10
Axe:
Damage: 40 Defence: 10
E Penalty: 15
A: +/+
Block: 5/5

Magic Apple:
Makes Healing Apples
Regen: 10/10
HP: 10/10

Healing Apple:
Repair: 20
Delayed
A: 2/2

Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout – ArchAngel
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 120/120
S: 2
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50 Defence: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 10/10

Bow and Arrow:
Damage: 30
E Penalty: 5
delayed
A: 50/50
Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 3/3

Turn Order:
Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Professor Winneynoodle - HanClinto

Teams:
The Order of the Gryphon
Lazarus

The Loner:
HanClinto (Merely because you didn't get in time. If you want maybe you and CPU can switch)

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited November 20, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited November 20, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited December 02, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited December 05, 2006).]

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Move 2:
Rapier strike to Giant Grimbor causes 5 Damage. (Damage: 5 Unblocked)

Move 3:
Rapier strike to Giant Grimbor causes 5 Damage. (Damage: 5 Unblocked)

Move 4:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed.

Move 5:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed.

Move 6:
Rapier strike to Prof. Winneynoodle is blocked. (Damage: 5 - Defence: 20)

Stats:
Sir Jeepicheep - Mene-Mene
Species; Talking Mouse
HP: 25/25
E: 150/200
Weapons:

Sword/Rapier:
Damage: 5
E Penalty: 10
A: +/+
Block: 3/2 (Possible only in this case, This means that I will use this block, it'll go down to 1/2, then regenerate to 2/2, then used again down to 0/2)

Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 10
E Penalty: 5
A: 48/50

Healing Apple:
Repair: 10
Delayed
A: 2/2

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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Gonzalo: Here is everything advantageous to life.
Antonio: True, save means to live!

Lazarus: Sorry, but your time has been used up. It is now HanClinto's turn.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 110/120
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 30
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 48/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 50 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6 (combining this so I don't have to copy/paste so much)

Edit: Okay, corrected my mistake. Thanks!

It's too bad my block was wasted on such a wimpy attack -- I would have preferred to save it for blocking one of the big club shots I know is coming soon.

[This message has been edited by hanclinto (edited November 22, 2006).]

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

"Hey! you there!" he yells out towards jeepicheep, who his nibbling on his hoof, "cut that out!"

Turn 1: Club attack to Jeepicheep, blocked
Turn 2: club attack to jeepicheep, 50 damage

Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 60/120
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 30
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 450/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 50 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6 (combining this so I don't have to copy/paste so much)

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Yes, I'm still better than you
Soterion Studios

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Move 2:
Jeepicheep eats remaining 1/2 of his apple.

Move 3:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed

Move 4:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed

Move 5:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed

Move 6:
Bow & Arrows shot at Haeuoothaere is delayed

Previous Move 4:
Arrow shot hits Haeuoothaere for 5 Damage

Previous Move 5:
Arrow shot hits Haeuoothaere for 5 Damage

Stats:
Sir Jeepicheep - Mene-Mene
Species: Talking Mouse
HP: -10/25 (100 Damage - 10 Block, - 30 Lucy Heal, - 20 Apple Heal, - 25 Life, - 5 Regeneration)
E: 140/200 (50 used last turn, 5 E Penalty * 4 Arrows = 20 used this turn, - 10 Regeneration)

Sword/Rapier:
Damage: 5
E Penalty: 10
A: +/+
Block: 2/2

Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 5
E Penalty: 5
A: 44/50

OOC (Out Of Character for you n00bs, jk) Phew! I'm barely on a limb might survive. I haven't thought of this before, is one alive at 0 HP?

ArchAngel:
That was rude!!!!! 100 Base Damage! I gave you an easy Aslan Penalty for that! 405 arrows were from your type (or cheat) of 450 arrows, so you only really lost 5 arrows.

The "Blocked" attack was actually reduced/blocked. (50 Base Damage, - 10 Defense for block = 40 Damage.

P.S. Its Lazarus/Giant Grimbor's turn.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited November 24, 2006).]

His eyes spotted Sir Jeepicheep near his feet.
"Why you miserable mouse! I know it was you that stabbed me!" he roared, raising his club.

The mouse squeaked pitifully and tried to crawl away. Grimbor threw his head back, bellowing with laughter.
"I'll smash yer into the ground so hard they'll never find ya, rotten little mouse!" he roared, waving his club menacingly.

"Hey, you there!" Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout yelled at him.
"What?" Grimbor asked.
"Get that centaur Raul instead!" Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout ordered.
"And cut that out!" he added.
"What?"
"Slobbering! That's disgusting, you lout!" Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout shook his head.
Grimbor chuckled. His stupidity facade was just put on to keep enemies off guard.

He raised his club as the Centaur rose on its front hooves.
"Take this, Hernandez!(Btw, is that skin color because of your Mexican descent or what?)."

WHAM!

"Hey, cut that out, Grimbor! No fraternizing with your opponents!" Haeuoothaere Kuttdetout yelled.

Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Species: Giant
HP: 295/300
E: 65/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

(Btw, why do I only get one attack, but my weapon deals same amount of damage as a Centaur?)

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited November 24, 2006).]

But really, a giant is slower than a Centaur, and your damage is the same because you're strong, and the centaur is skilled. As for a disadvantage, you have DOUBLE the centaur's HP.

I'm thinking of next tournament lowering the extra attack of the giant and centaur. (Like 15 for giant, and 10 for Centaur) Anyway, now its the Professor's-HanClinto's turn.

Edit: Hey! You only have 295 HP! I struck you 3 times. Once blocked, and the remaining cause 10 damage. You've regenerated 5 HP, but you are still down 5. I've also noticed your Energy hasn't changed. (Should be 65/100) and that your Club block hasn't changed. (should be 1/10)

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited November 24, 2006).]

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Angry at the falsly accused nibbling, the knight finishes his apple quickly, with -45 HP left. Hoping his someone will heal him in his time of need, he fires off 4 arrows at Haeuoothaere, shouting "The king disrespects those who drink at tournaments!" Too his surprise, Lucy comes to his aid, and heals 30 of his damage. (Hey, you have to admit, that was a bit ganging up on me.) But then sees Aslan glare at Haeuoothaere, reducing his energy, and causing him to drop a few arrows. (405 to be exact)

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no... only one person attacked you. you did two attacks towards me (total 6 now) and I only did 2 towards you.

Haeuoothaere commits septuku.

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Yes, I'm still better than you
Soterion Studios

He taps Haeuoothaere on the shoulder, then grimaces as Haeuoothaere convulses violently and flying drops of blood cover his clothing.
"Uh, Haeuoothaere? It's spelled seppuku." he says.*

(Note, below is something that doesn't happen in the game)

Grimbor then lifts his club and commits hara-kiri with it.
As Aslan leaps forward in a vain attempt to stop him, Grimbor smacks himself a fatal blow in the stomach, knocking his guts right out through his back, and falls dead, the club embedded through his pectorals.

(Hopefully noone is too disgusted at this point :P )

Aslan lands on the spiked end of the club sticking out of Grimbor's back, and howls in pain.

As Raul Hernandez rushes to Aslan with a healing apple, he trips over Sir Jeepicheep, smashing him to the ground and killing him.

The apple flies out of his hand and hits Professor Whinneynoodle's spectacles, knocking them to the ground.

"Who dares commit this foul outrage?" he cried in anger, leaping to his feet.
The nearsighted professor strings his bow and begins shooting at Hernandez.
"Take that and that!" he shouts as arrows fly through the air.

Unfortunately, the professor can't see where he is aiming and every - single - arrow punctures Aslan's body.

The lion rolled to the ground, dead.

Raul Hernandez cried out in horror as Aslan fell. The centaur rose to his hind legs, raising an axe.
"TAke this, you foul murderer Whinnynoodle!" he screamed, hurling the axe. It slammed into the other centaur, chopping through the top of his skull.
"Aggh!" the professor cried, collapsing to the ground.

Raul looks around and then commits harikari with his last healing apple.
Raising the Malus pumila, he slams it into his forehead with all his might. As the tremendous blow lands, Raul crashes to the ground, his cranium shattered.
"I... love you... Mom." he gasps out, and then dies.

The last Centarur, Gidieon Swift. He is so stunned by the swift and sudden end of the tournament in disaster that he immediately felo-de-se.
"I must suttee." he mourns sadly, piling the bodies together and lighting them ablaze, then lying down amidst the funeral pyre as it burned fiercely.
"Farewell, Narnia! Farewell Life! Farewell... Mumsie."

And the curtain closes on the sad - sad scene.

(and yes... I always get that spelling of that word wrong. I'll find out the correct spelling, then still write it as septuku)

haha. hilarious narrative.

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Yes, I'm still better than you
Soterion Studios

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HanClinto killed him, not me.

quote:

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Originally posted by hanclinto:
[b]Turn 1: Bow attack to Raul Hernandez, 10 points potential damage, delayed
Turn 2: Bow attack to Raul Hernandez, 10 points potential damage, delayed
[/B]

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quote:

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Originally posted by Lazarus:
"Take this, Hernandez!(Btw, is that skin color because of your Mexican descent or what?)."

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"Si! My father was Pancho Villa himself! And don't you forget that, you buro! Now gimme a taco!!"

Question peoples.... is there anything that I can do? And what are my stats now? Ugh. I'm horribly confused.

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited November 24, 2006).]

CPU: What can you do for me? Give me one of your apples, and heal me back up to 10 HP. Then attack a certain someone who attacked me.

Right now what you can do is W-A-I-T (Says in Bingo voice) until HanClinto returns.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

I'm not taking this personally, just letting you know for any future games you make.
with this, I am out.

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Yes, I'm still better than you
Soterion Studios

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

so, you guys, keeping playing.

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Yes, I'm still better than you
Soterion Studios

j/k

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

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The time for speaking comes rarely, the time for being never departs.
George Macdonald

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The time for speaking comes rarely, the time for being never departs.
George Macdonald

Professor Whinneynoodle looks down at his notes and rapidly calculates some figures. He quickly concludes that if he is going to have a sporting chance in this tournament, he must ally himself with the Giant Grimbor if they are going to withstand the combined forces of Raul and Sir Jeepicheep. With that, he again draws his bow and fires off two volleys in that team's direction.

Turn 1: Bow attack to Raul Hernandez, 30 points potential damage, delayed
Turn 2: Bow attack to Sir Jeepicheep, 30 points potential damage, delayed

Previous delayed attack 1: Arrow hits Raul Hernandez for 30 points (previously said to be 10, but it's actually 30)
Previous delayed attack 2: Arrow hits Raul Hernandez for 30 points

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 105/120 (- 10 + 5)
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 30
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 46/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 50 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 2/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6

[This message has been edited by HanClinto (edited November 28, 2006).]

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited November 28, 2006).]

If my turn is void, so be it -- just make the call either way so that CPU knows what to do.

--clint

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Blind belief is dangerous. - Kenyan Proverb

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Reepicheep realizing that his armor is broken that he has no chance decides to go out with a boom, and fires 6 arrows at Giant Grimbor. But then sees his arrows at the leaving Haeuoothaere be wasted. Sees HanClinto shoot an arrow at him, and leaps toward it. "At least to lose to an honorable centaur!" he shouted.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Move 2:
Bow & Arrows shot at Giant Grimbor is delayed (5 Damage)

Move 3:
Bow & Arrows shot at Giant Grimbor is delayed (5 Damage)

Move 4:
Bow & Arrows shot at Giant Grimbor is delayed (5 Damage)

Move 5:
Bow & Arrows shot at Giant Grimbor is delayed (5 Damage)

Move 6:
Bow & Arrows shot at Giant Grimbor is delayed (5 Damage)

Stats:
Sir Jeepicheep - Mene-Mene
Species: Talking Mouse
HP: Dead
E: 120/200

Sword/Rapier:
Damage: 5
E Penalty: 10
A: +/+
Block: 1/2

Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 5
E Penalty: 5
A: 38/50

P.S. HanClinto issued the death blow.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Unfortunately, its now my turn.

Reepicheep realizing that his armor is broken that he has no chance decides to go out with a boom, and fires 6 arrows at Giant Grimbor. But then sees his arrows at the leaving Haeuoothaere be wasted. Sees HanClinto shoot an arrow at him, and leaps toward it. "At least to lose to an honorable centaur!" he shouted.

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"As opposed to a dishonorable giant?!" Grimbor rumbles angrily.

"No, my loud, bellowing, enormous, (in both virtues, up and sideways) friend. I was merely comparing one centaur to another. One whom accused me of nibbling on my hoof!" Jeepicheep squeeked, but still hurting as that arrow's impact hurt. (As we all know, centaurs, and giants are some of the strongest creatures, and put much force into their blows.)

OOC: No offence I hope Haeuoothaere, just having a bit of fun with you.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Turn 1: Pass
Turn 2: Pass

Previous delayed attack 1: Arrow hits Raul Hernandez for 30 points

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 150/150
E: 110/120 (+ 5)
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 35
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 46/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 55 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 3/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6

It is now CPUFreak91's turn.

Edit: Corrected the damage potential of my weapons

[This message has been edited by HanClinto (edited December 02, 2006).]

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Attacks Prof. W. with Club. 50 Damage.
EDIT: Applies healing apple to self. Delayed Action.

Raul Hernandez - CPUFreak91

Species: Centaur
HP: 40/150
E: 90/120
S: 2

Weapons:
Club:
Damage: 50 Defence: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 0/10

Axe:
Damage: 40 Defence: 10
E Penalty: 15
A: +/+
Block: 0/5

Magic Apple:
Makes Healing Apples
Regen: 0/10
HP: 10/10

Healing Apple:
Repair: 20
Delayed
A: 1/2

Discarding a Healing Apple and trampling it underfoot so no one else can use it .

Mene^2: I still have not been able to calculate the damage that other people have done to me. Would you (or anyone else) mind helping me out?

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 04, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 04, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 04, 2006).]

HanClinto: I realized, you must disband from "The Order of the Gryphon", or whatever order you're on.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Alright, I'll wait, until this is done. Or should I write his for him?

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

quote:

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Originally posted by HanClinto:
You might want to write it for him -- it's the quickest way to ensure it gets done right.

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haha. I stand corrected -- great job CPU.

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
One tiny problem, your Magic apple goes down to 0/10 due to it just made an apple for you, and you have to decide what to do with it. I would suggest giving it to HanClinto, or Laz, choose one to be nice to, and one to destroy.

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Ok, So do I destroy and give away on my next turn? Or do I do it now?

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 04, 2006).]

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MM out-
Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
You must get rid of your apple this turn, but the destroying part is just strategy.

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One more question. Are you saying I must get rid of my Magic Apple or my Healing Apple (I'm assuming Healing apple, but I'm just making sure)?

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"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

Depending on how long you think you'll live, there could be advantages to ditching either of them.

--clint

Gee HanClinto, you're getting to know this better than me! jk.

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Species: Giant
HP: 295/300
E: 65/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Lazarus:
[B]Move 1:
Hits the Centaur Hernandez over the head with his club.[B]

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"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 04, 2006).]

*Laz sits back and wonders if Clinto will attack him*

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Turn 1: Club attack to Centaur Hernandez (55 points potential damage)
Turn 2: Club attack to Giant Grimbor (55 points potential damage)

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 100/150 (- 50)
E: 55/120 (- 60 + 5)
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 35
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 46/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 55 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 4/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6

P.S. CPU, I didn't want to finish you off this turn, but I've only got 100 HP left, and that means that I could take one more hit from you and one more from Grimbor and then I'm finished before I get another turn. That means if I wanted to actually compete, I had to ensure you couldn't heal up enough your next turn. Depending on how the healing apple rules work (this is still fuzzy as to how much one can heal up after he's been hit to negative health), you may be able to have a choice as to who you give the win benefits to -- either me (if you heal up past Laz's attack but succumb to mine), or Laz (if you don't heal up, and rather choose to give your defeat to him).

Lazarus: There is nothing more you can do against Raul that will benefit you. You only have one choice: HanClinto.

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

"Sorry Professor, I hate to do this, but -"

Move 1:
Hits the Professor over the head with his club. 50 points potential damage.

"Uh, sorry. I'll buy you new spectacles, I promise."

Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Species: Giant
HP: 295/300
E: 65/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

(is my health right, Mene?)

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Because you're in the weakest spot, everyone wants the victory conditions. I'd heal up on your next turn.

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I'm not sure if you should.. it would be unfair to Han and Laz wouldn't it? (Especially han)

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
That was a post before they moved. Who do you want to benefit? If Han, then eat the remaining of your apple, stomp on your magic, and be defeated knowing that you've helped an honorable Centaur. If Laz, give him your magic apple and your healing apple, and let him take the win, and be defeated knowing that the Giants are indeed powerful.

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Mmm... choices. I'll benefit Han (sorry Laz, but he's a friend and I need to bribe him to work on Bible Dave again :P)

Raul Hernandez - CPUFreak91
Species: Centaur
HP: 45/150
E: 90/120
S: 2

Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50 Defence: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 1/10

Axe:
Damage: 40 Defence: 10
E Penalty: 15
A: +/+
Block: 1/5

Magic Apple:
Makes Healing Apples
Regen: 0/10
HP: 10/10

Healing Apple:
Repair: 20
Delayed
A: 1/2

Turn 1: Attacks grimbor with club. 50 pts potential damage
Turn 2: Eats remaining apple

What else to I need to update again?

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[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 05, 2006).]

[This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited December 05, 2006).]

quote:

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Originally posted by CPUFreak91:
Mmm... choices. I'll benefit Han (sorry Laz, but he's a friend and I need to bribe him to work on Bible Dave again :P)

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haha. Who knows, that might work.

A quick run of the numbers in my head tells me that Laz will probably be taking the trophy either way, but I'll give it my best shot, and the gesture will be appreciated nonetheless.

--clint

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Unfortunetly, your giving of your apple isn't legal due to the fact his inventory is full, otherwise you may give as much as you like. Well, HanClinto you get your bonuses again. Its Laz's turn.

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Ok, could I forfeit the divine giving of health and have it transferred to the Prof.?

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

Move 1:
Hits the Professor over the head with his club. 50 points potential damage.

Giant Grimbor - Lazarus
Species: Giant
HP: 195/300
E: 40/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 2/10

BTW, isn't it cool its 2 pages?

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

lol

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

His spectacles fell to the ground, and he groped about blearily for them. He heard someone off to his left announce that it was his turn, and that he shouldn't dally.

Finally, he found his club leaning up against a tree where he must have absent-mindedly left it before. He took steps towards the largest blurry object in the arena and began swinging wildly -- hoping that it was his last remaining opponent, the giant Grimbor.

He didn't have his calculations to back up his course of action, but he was hoping that he remembered to carry the 2 properly and that it would all work out.

Turn 1: Club attack to Giant Grimbor (60 points potential damage)
Turn 2: Club attack to Giant Grimbor (60 points potential damage)

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 50/150 (- 50)
E: 0/120 (- 60 + 5)
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 40
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 46/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 60 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 5/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 6/6

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Grimbor hands the Professor his glasses.
"Here - I wouldn't want you to miss watching me in the awards ceremony." he chuckled, raising his club as the Professor backed away nervously...

BAM!

The Professor fell to the ground, stars whirling about his head. Suddenly he jumped up.
"Great Isosceles Triangles! I just figured out how Stonehenge was built!" he cried in a euphoria of excitement, whipping out his notebook.

Move 1: Club attack to Professor Whinneynoodle. 50 points damage.

Giant Grimbor
Species: Giant
HP: 75/300
E: 5/100
S: 1
Weapons:

Club:
Damage: 50
E Penalty: 35
A: +/+
Block: 3/10

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited December 06, 2006).]

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

Taking a swig of refreshing waters, he feels some new strength enter his tired limbs. He valiantly strikes out again and lays a blow on the mighty Grimbor, only to fall to his knees soon afterwards. "What's the matter? Why can't I continue?" the professor wonders...

With sudden dismay, he realizes his error. He forgot to factor in his own health points in to the calculations, and realizes that they have dropped to a nonpositive value, thereby giving Grimbor the victory.

Turn 1: Use one dose of refreshing waters.
Turn 2: Club attack to Giant Grimbor (60 points potential damage)

Defeated!

Professor Whinneynoodle
Species: Centaur
HP: 0/150 (- 50)
E: 5/120 (+ 30 - 30 + 5)
S: 2

Weapons:
Bow & Arrow:
Damage: 40
E Penalty: 5
Delayed
A: 46/50
Block: 0/0

Club:
Damage: 60 Defense: 20
E Penalty: 30
A: +/+
Block: 6/10

Refreshing Well Water:
Refresh: 30
Delayed
A: 5/6

Good game all -- it was fun. Well done Laz -- I'm really amazed you were able to win with only being able to move so slowly. Great job!

Thanks for organizing this, Mene^2 -- it was fun!

--clint

On an additional note, Han would have won if it weren't for his honor when he waited for them to move passing.

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited December 06, 2006).]

Besides, he was kind enough to pick up my spectacles and hand them to me again.

As for you being alive at 0/negative HP, we all sort of just let that one slide because you'd gotten whomped so hard in one turn and had such few HP to start with. I'm happy being a little inconsistent here.

--clint

[This message has been edited by Lazarus (edited December 06, 2006).]

Any suggestions for the next one? I think Mice should have a Higher HP, how high? The next tournament, if you want it. I've introduced a couple new things, and the tournament (if at all) will be held a Beaversdam. Afterwards, supper!

Edit: Laz, we were posting at the same time, I was just considering I was aloud to live.

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited December 06, 2006).]

King Edmund has to give the award and Lucy gives the winner a peck on the cheek or something. C'mon, write it all up! I hear there's a great feast afterwards, and I want to hear all about it (plus I'm hungry after all that fighting).

--clint

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

"A mighty one among giants you are, Grimbor." the King said to him, rising from his seat.
"Your majesty." Grimbor inclined his head respectfully.

"Here is your reward." the King said, pulling his sword and laying the flat on Grimbor's shoulder.
"I dub thee Knight of the Order of Aslan's Table."
"Thank you, your majesty." Grimbor replied.

"You get a reward from me also." Queen Lucy said, running up to the giant.
He glanced at her.
"Just seeing your rosy little face is enough for me, my queen."
She laughed. "You're too kind, sir giant."

Grimbor bent down lower and she kissed him on the cheek.

"Now, to the feasting!" King Edmund cried, raising his arm.
"Hurray!" the townspeople bellowed, throwing their hats into the air.

Grimbor fell into step next to Professor Whinneynoodle.
"That was a good fight, Prof. You almost had me." he said.
"That's all right." the Professor replied, his nose sniffing the air. "Now where's the food, I'm starving!"
Jeepicheep ran up behind them.
"Wait up, guys." he squeaked.
"Hey, Jeep. You hungry?" Grimbor asked.
"Are you kidding? I'm so hungry I could eat a giant - "

The Professor froze in his tracks as Grimbor stopped and turned, "What was that?"
"I mean horse." Jeepicheep finished.

They laughed and continued on to the feast.

[BLOCK]
The pant of the warriors was loud, all of them. The good centaur Raul was red after his defeat at the hand of Professor Whineynoodle. The Professor was tired from his close loss to Giant Grimbor, who was huffing and puffing from his last club blow. Haeuoothaere was tense from the battle which he had just watched. And Jeepicheep, he was struggling with 4 Badgers trying to keep him from “Intervening”. Edmund let out a victorious cry, “Grimbor is victorious!” followed by the rest chanting, “Grimbor, Grimbor…”

“Come hither, Giant Grimbor, descendant of the great Giant Grimorweather.” High King Peter called, looking all noble.

“You have done well good giant, and have treated the contestants with care, it does your kind great honor. I, High King Peter, by the gift of Aslan, by conquest, present unto you… The great Lion Claw, a testament to your skill, and good swordmanship.” The medal was all gold, and it was in the shape of a sword, 6 inches long, for a human it was quite cumbersome, there was a ring at the hilt which was open.

“Good giant, if you’ll excuse her, (he was referring to the female Centaur who had approached him with a certain device, she will measure your neck in preparation for the chain.” King Peter said somewhat apologetically. She left quickly, and headed toward the dwarven cave which was closest.

“And now, for the second place, the Lion Heart.” King Peter said, and presented a inch high, silver, heart which had a slit in it. Within it was a golden inside with this inscription, “Though appearances may be deceiving, it is the heart which matters.” The centaur was back for the Professor’s neck.

“Let the feast begin!” Peter called. King Edmund grumbled something about it being “About time”.

“Let me go!” A screeching voice came, running from 8 badgers. Seeing the feast the dryads and naiads were preparing he leapt into a chair. It just so happened to be a chair next to a Naiad. He was so shocked when she asked him if he was hungry, “Aslan yes! I’m so hungry, I could eat a giant!” but in his carelessness he looked to his right. There was Giant Grimbor, “I mean, eh, as much honor as a mouse can get, that is the amount of food.” Seeing the glare from Grimbor. But then Professor Whineynoodle laughed, and said, “That was a good match good giant.” He was still laughing heartily, and deeply.

“Dear friends, here are your medals.” Peter said placing the medals on Grimbor, (Who saw there was a inscribing on it saying this, “Giant Grimbor, Winner, and Skillful Clubhandler of the Tournament of Beruna”) and the Prof. “And something for you all! Robes of scarlet for you all!” With the excited looks on those who had nothing there was much smile.

That would be the end of the story, if something peculiar didn’t happen. You see, the robes were made before the contest, and Sir Jeepicheep was about to leave for Cair. “And here you go, eh, Sir Jeepicheep.” And handed the robe to the utter air, thinking the contestant had it, (not looking up from his scroll) he dropped it. Meanwhile Sir Jeepicheep was stretching for it, and when he let go, well, the robe dropped on him, and he looked like a tent, though not for him, it was quite funny for the others.
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It was later told that Giant Grimbor was later given a proud peck on the leg by Lucy when he arived at Cair Paravel.

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

[This message has been edited by Mene-Mene (edited December 06, 2006).]

Good way to end the tournament -- that was lots of fun.

I don't think that I'd be up for entering another one right away, but this one was certainly quite enjoyable.

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"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
Suggestions anyone?

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Perhaps finding someone to write a PHP script to manage the energy, hp, etc?

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!! chown -r us ./base
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

CPU: Thats not my fault thats yours. Yeah, PHP might be nice, I don't know anyone who knows it. (Or is it I don't know if anyone know it.)

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto

quote:

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Originally posted by Mene-Mene:
CPU: Thats not my fault thats yours.

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What's not your fault? If you are referring to my post above, I was faulting myself completely.

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"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2

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Thought travels much faster than sound, it is better to think something twice, and say it once, than to think something once, and have to say it twice.
"Frogs and Fauns! The tournament!" - Professor Winneynoodle/HanClinto