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God created the world, with a computer! – firemaker103

firemaker103

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http://www.pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/creation.html

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D-SIPL

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heh, someone should write a unix version, lets face it God would use Unix

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penny

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yeah, it would solve some of His file locking problems. No problem deleting freewill on a unix box

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Lazarus

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And what about buffer overflows on Unix programs? (I suppose Satan could be causing them)
If only there was a kill process command in real life...

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kenman

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quote:
Originally posted by D-SIPL:
heh, someone should write a unix version, lets face it God would use Unix


Yes but only GOD could use a Microsoft product and have no errors

Lazarus

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Or he'd just send Gates to hell.
kenman

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Now I get it, that's what the bible meant about the Gates of hell!
Lazarus

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Lol lol lol! :P

Prophecy is being fulfilled before our eyes, folks!

TwoBrothersSoftware

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Gates - cannot be the ant-Christ
Although he might be a Devil

You know how I know this

The Beast sets up the mark and world wide finacial software

AND IT WORKS!!!!

Lazarus

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Heh, if Gates was the antichrist the software for implanting the mark would do the wrong number 90% of the time.
The scanners for when you buy food at a store would say people weren't Christians even when they were.

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David Lancaster

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Even more scary, what if computers ceased to exist!!!! don't copy that floppy yall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpv6_6pCpY8

jestermax

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i think God would use mac OSX...its kinda like unix... but with a nice interface
NetCog

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quote:
Originally posted by David Lancaster:
Even more scary, what if computers ceased to exist!!!! don't copy that floppy yall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpv6_6pCpY8


heck of a long video...
true and false premise
one thing for sure - DP (DRM) is the wrong way to go.

Ereon

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DP(DRM)?

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Cohort X

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quote:
Originally posted by David Lancaster:
Even more scary, what if computers ceased to exist!!!! don't copy that floppy yall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpv6_6pCpY8


*gasp*

where would we be without oregon trail?!?

NetCog

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quote:
Originally posted by Ereon:
DP(DRM)?


The youtube's video referenced "DP" as the rap singer - "data protection" if I heard right. And if I still heard right it was used in a similar manner to DRM references now. I could be mistaken in the usage of "DP" in the video, the video or my headphones were a little scratchy.


And I definately liked the creation command prompt.

crazyishone

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drm=digital rights management

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ArchAngel

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wow.
nothing made me want to pirate software like that video did.

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Lazarus

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wow.
nothing made the mods want to ban you like that post did.