Jari Member Posts: 1471 From: Helsinki, Finland Registered: 03-11-2005 |
I find this blog about Christian ubuntu quite funny: http://christianubuntu.blogspot.com/ "Ubuntu Christian Edition has only 10 commands." "To install wine in Ubuntu Christian Edition, you simply enter apt-get install water." Well there's a few good ones at least, don't know about the others if I should laugh. ------------------ [VoHW] (Help needed) [Blog] - Truedisciple (mp3) |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
Hehe. Kind of clever. ------------------ |
kenman Member Posts: 518 From: Janesville WI Registered: 08-31-2006 |
A masterpiece of excellence Ubuntu Christian Edition kernel configuration is done through the "make godconfig" command, that generates a perfect .config file. It knows what your hardware needs and which modules you will need in the FUTURE. Wasn't B.Gates looking to do this too? |
TwoBrothersSoftware Member Posts: 141 From: Janesville, Wi USA` Registered: 08-05-2006 |
If you listen to what he says that was windows 1.0, or 2.0 or 2.1 or 3.1 or 95 (first second and third release), or 98, 98 second edition, 2000, XP and the way to soon to release Window Vista
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D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
heh funny. ------------------ |
CoolJ Member Posts: 354 From: ny Registered: 07-11-2004 |
Also, in the Ubuntu Christian Edition... ...you have to agree to the EULA which states Jesus is the messiah and -despite the rumors- Linus Torvalds is a mere mortal. |
HanClinto Administrator Posts: 1828 From: Indiana Registered: 10-11-2004 |
lol. That's really good, CoolJ.  I don't remember reading that one on there -- if you made it up, I think you should definitely submit it. |
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CoolJ Member Posts: 354 From: ny Registered: 07-11-2004 |
lol, thanks! oh, and also in the Ubuntu Christian Edition... ...if you download a song with explicit lyrics or a heavy beat, when you go to play it back, you will hear a clean version of the song instead , actually you hear an Amy Grant remake of it. ...and if you happen to download and play an Amy Grant original (and pay for it), you will be rewarded with CPU speed +15%! during the duration of the song! [This message has been edited by coolj (edited September 15, 2006).] |
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kenman Member Posts: 518 From: Janesville WI Registered: 08-31-2006 |
I hear downloading a Larry Norman .mp3 automatically reverts your CPU to 1 MHZ - and changes your hard drive into a reel to reel Why should the devil get all the good music 1972! |
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SumGI Member Posts: 29 From: *Western* Montana (Oh yeah we have computers!), USA Registered: 09-16-2006 |
*bookmarked for ever and ever , Amen.* ------------------ |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
LOL!! no kidding.. that was funny and cool. ------------------ |
