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A marine walks into a store in Georgia oneday to buy some alligator boots. But the boots cost too much to just buy, so the alligator boot maker makes him a deal since hes a marine. "If you can get an alligator Ill make the boots for you at a reduced price, but be careful there are two rangers out in the woods right now and theyve been at it for days."

So the marine goes into the woods and eventually he spots the two rangers, but there is an alligator headed towards one; as he is about to warn the ranger, the ranger turns around and kills the alligator and drags it to the beach where a long line of sever other alligators is and then he flips it over and says "dangit, there aren't any boots on this one either!"

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#2. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

#3. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

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WARNING:

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#include <spazz.h>

int name()
{
char name['B','u','d','d','B','o''y']