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Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	Please make me laugh, I'm bored ------------------
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	tough luck, kid ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	I actually expected that kind of answer, lol ------------------ [This message has been edited by lava (edited March 03, 2006).]
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	glad you're not disappointed ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	------------------ globalrant http://globalrant.wastextgames.com globalrant forums http://crazyishone.proboards85.com/index.cgi
Ereon Member Posts: 1018 From: Ohio, United States Registered: 04-12-2005	There was once a man who lived in a shoe......he died of the stench, the end. ------------------
zookey Member Posts: 1902 From: Great Falls, Montana, USA Registered: 04-28-2002	Japanese sentance: Ahh Kawai pureri doggu wa ching ni ikitai ne! Translation: Ahh, The cute prarie dog wants to go into the microwave! ------------------ I did my best--I have no regrets William Hung XrucifiX Game Developement Team www.xrucifix.com
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	haha, okay, that made me laugh ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	LOL, thanks guys, all of you guys made me laugh ------------------
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	lol... i have to think of something funny now right? lol... two guys were hiking when they found a cave. they decided to go inside. when they got inside, they realized it was a mountain lion's lair and decided to leave. but the lion was gone, and before they could leave, it came back. so they were trapped. but the opening was big so they decided to run for it. they were about to go when the one guy said 'wait' and leaned over and laced up his running shoes. the other guy said 'come on, i mean, how is that really going to help you outrun a mountain lion?' the first guy said, 'i don't have to outrun a mountain lion...' ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	that joke has been told in so many forms... ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	quote: Originally posted by buddboy: lol... i have to think of something funny now right? lol... two guys were hiking when they found a cave. they decided to go inside. when they got inside, they realized it was a mountain lion's lair and decided to leave. but the lion was gone, and before they could leave, it came back. so they were trapped. but the opening was big so they decided to run for it. they were about to go when the one guy said 'wait' and leaned over and laced up his running shoes. the other guy said 'come on, i mean, how is that really going to help you outrun a mountain lion?' the first guy said, 'i don't have to outrun a mountain lion...' Buddboy, I know this isn't a good practice for humor, but could you explain it please? lol, I'm kinda confused, lol ------------------
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	He doesn't need to outrun the lion, only his fried. ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	Oh I get it, lol. Thanks ------------------ [This message has been edited by lava (edited March 03, 2006).]
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	lol... yah... i haven't heard it any other way tho... lol... ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	we should have a funny competition ------------------
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	Read. Just... read. http://www.codersworkshop.com/viewpost.php?id=2885 ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	there once was a woman who swallowed a fly. Oh why, oh why did she swollow the fly? Perhaps she'll get sick and be rushed to the hospital for typhoid fever only to find out that she has a cancerous tumor in her spine and has to sell all of her belongings to remove it and when she gets home she will trip on a brick that was left where her house was and die. ------------------ " I hat typos..." - gamer4christ "TROOPER: umm... CyBob and BIL are fighting over whose dead." - Realm Master
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	... And you thought YOU have a busy IDE... http://i2.tinypic.com/qohnog.png ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	quote: Originally posted by questleader: there once was a woman who swallowed a fly. Oh why, oh why did she swollow the fly? Perhaps she'll get sick and be rushed to the hospital for typhoid fever only to find out that she has a cancerous tumor in her spine and has to sell all of her belongings to remove it and when she gets home she will trip on a brick that was left where her house was and die. LOL, I like the twist ------------------
Jari Member Posts: 1471 From: Helsinki, Finland Registered: 03-11-2005	Kids were playing hide and seek. One of the kids went hiding in a cave. The kid who was trying to find the other kids stopped in front of the cave - which wasn't that deep just enough deep to be dark - and he yelled: "any one there?". The kid in the cave responded imitating echo: " .. one there, there , there ...". Then the other kid said to him self "sounds like a deep cave... should I go to search inside?" and the kid in the cave responded again imitating echo: "no you shouldn't, shouldnt, shouldn't ..." did you get it? ------------------ Mat 5:6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled. [VoHW] (Help needed) [Blog] - Truedisciple (mp3)
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	lol yes... like the twist too quest... lol... good one jari... i've read that topic before FM... that IDE thing was funny.... LOVE THE CHIMP WITH THE GUN!! ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	quote: Originally posted by jari: Kids were playing hide and seek. One of the kids went hiding in a cave. The kid who was trying to find the other kids stopped in front of the cave - which wasn't that deep just enough deep to be dark - and he yelled: "any one there?". The kid in the cave responded imitating echo: " .. one there, there , there ...". Then the other kid said to him self "sounds like a deep cave... should I go to search inside?" and the kid in the cave responded again imitating echo: "no you shouldn't, shouldnt, shouldn't ..." did you get it? lol, yes, I did quote: Originally posted by firemaker103: Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! LOL ------------------ [This message has been edited by lava (edited March 04, 2006).]
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	lol... ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
kiwee Member Posts: 578 From: oxfordshire, england Registered: 04-17-2004	quote: Originally posted by firemaker103: Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt! lol, it is the fact that he is waring a pink shirt which makes me laugh the most ------------------
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	LOL ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	Which joke is funnier? "I once knew a man of vision, he was also blind." "I once knew a man who was blind, you could say he was a man of vision." Many thanks ------------------
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	hmm... that's hard... lol... ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to arrest those two dead boys. ------------------ " I hat typos..." - gamer4christ "TROOPER: umm... CyBob and BIL are fighting over whose dead." - Realm Master
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	LOL ------------------
Ereon Member Posts: 1018 From: Ohio, United States Registered: 04-12-2005	Allow me to expound on Questleader's story. In the early of the morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other A deaf police man heard the noise, and rushed downtown to the two dead boys, he shot and killed the stupid kids, and put them in jars with little jar lids. If you don't believe my story's true, then ask the blind man, he saw it to. ------------------
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	lol, it adds a little more to it all, except the jar part is a little strange. ------------------
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	ROFL... i literally laughed out loud... ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
Ereon Member Posts: 1018 From: Ohio, United States Registered: 04-12-2005	It just kinda adds closure to the whole thing I guess :P ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ereon (edited March 06, 2006).]
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! you hijacked my brilliance, lol. ------------------ " I hat typos..." - gamer4christ "TROOPER: umm... CyBob and BIL are fighting over whose dead." - Realm Master
Ereon Member Posts: 1018 From: Ohio, United States Registered: 04-12-2005	For your information Mr. Smarty pants I heard that when I was 7 ------------------
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004	lol... i was laughing at Quest's post, yours was funny, but after-the-fact so not as funny... but it was funny... my friend thot it was strange and disturbing... lol... ------------------ In the stock market, you must buy high and sell low...Wait! That's not right! -------------- Yes, I can be intelligent at times!!
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	------------------ " I hat typos..." - gamer4christ "TROOPER: umm... CyBob and BIL are fighting over whose dead." - Realm Master
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	quote: Originally posted by Ereon: Allow me to expound on Questleader's story. In the early of the morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys woke up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other A deaf police man heard the noise, and rushed downtown to the two dead boys, he shot and killed the stupid kids, and put them in jars with little jar lids. If you don't believe my story's true, then ask the blind man, he saw it to. HAHA! Dude, thats my dad's favorite poem! aww man, thats funny! I'm surprised you guys know it! ------------------ yeah, im a little crazy Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of heaven belongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!