CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
I wondered why 6 of these things never happen. The rest are funny tho. -------------- (Article from Edinburgh University's MIDWEEK Student Magazine, by Graeme MacDonald.) 1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type it has encountered several times before. 2. The Enterprise goes to visit a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly all right. 3. Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works properly. 4. The crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform wearing a funny hat. 5. The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a mysterious plague, for which the only cure can be found in the well-stocked Enterprise sick-bay. 6.The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive. 7. The Enterprise successfully ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident. 8. An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads. 9. A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff. 10. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial. 11. The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify by offering it some sweeties. 12. The Enterprise visits an earth-type planet called "Paradise" where everyone is happy all of the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly what it seems. 13. A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction. 14. The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp experience which is in some way unconnected with the Late 20th Century. 15. Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode. 16. Counsellor Troi states something other than the blindingly obvious. 17. The warp engines start playing up a bit, but seem to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher. 18. Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates for being a smarmy git, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change. 19. Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him. 20. Most things that are new or in some way unexpected. But we still love it, right kids? ------------- So if you were to write a star trek episode, how would you do it without making it cheesy and enertaining at the same time? (BTW, I love star trek but I find this funny). ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
lol, that is funny, I think whoever made that list would have a ball with voyager, the whole show's premise was doomed to failure. ------------------ [This message has been edited by lava (edited February 03, 2006).] |
Ashton_JX Member Posts: 156 From: Springfield, Oregon, USA Registered: 02-21-2005 |
Hm? How so? I thought Voyager was prety good. ------------------ New Living Translation |
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
I thought it could've been alot better, plot wise, I wish they had broader horizions when it came to the story, like TNG or even the classic. I'm sorry if you were offended in any way ------------------ |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
lol... i was going to reply to this a long time ago, but i didn't get to and somebody closed it off... so here i go... LOL!! tht wz rly fny!! lol... i just did that for fun.. but it was funny!! where'd you get it? ------------------ |
kiwee Member Posts: 578 From: oxfordshire, england Registered: 04-17-2004 |
"3. Some of the crew visit the holodeck, and it works properly." lol! great find |
D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
Gah sci-fi geeks :P. I hate Star Trek an all that Sc-Fi rubbish... --D-SIPL ------------------
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QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005 |
HAHA!!!!!! That is great . D-SIPL, how can you not like sci-fi?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I preffer action or mideival stuff myself... but sci-fi still rox ------------------ |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
yah! i mean, what about Star Wars? lol... WHY? YOU INHUMAN MANIAC! lol... just kidding... ------------------ |
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
quote: It's ok if he doesn't like Sci-Fi, he's entitled to his opinion, he just can't expect help from the Vulcans or the Jedi, lol. ------------------ |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
lol yes i know... LOL... liked that joke at the end... i'm not really upset at him for not liking SciFi lol... ------------------ |
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005 |
lol, I'm not either. I was jusk joking around ------------------ |
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
lol ------------------ |
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
Go Star wars. haha, very funny list... i remember somethign like that about ANIME on Codersworkshop... ------------------ Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! |
D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
I dont think I have seen any Star Wars movies other than the most recent one. I just can't get into any of it. Your not really geeks btw --D-SIPL ------------------
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QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005 |
lol, I considered myself a geek before you even said anything. I am really into swords and other various mele weapons and I train almost daily with them . I would consider that my geek outlet, hahaha. ------------------ |
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
Im interseted them too, but i don't get to train with them! Grr.. dang you questleader! ------------------ Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
lol me too... indicating what you said Quest...i just don't do that melee weapon thing... lol.. like RM said...um D-SIPL, i don't think anyone on here can truly say they are not a geek... just kidding lol... ------------------ |
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005 |
Ummm.... you confuse me with the words you type... ------------------ [This message has been edited by questleader (edited February 28, 2006).] |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
huh? me too you... lol... ------------------ |
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005 |
Oh how the mighty have fallen.... ------------------ |
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
...woe be ye frogs of little proportions. ------------------ Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
huh? is this going the way of the girls topic? hmm... i smell spaz coming ON!! lol... hey, check this out: so you know, i DID make it... BTW, don't go kamikaze on me because i said that about the spaz... just a joke, unless it really is going to happen... ------------------ |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
quote: I am!!! ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |
D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
I always thought I was until i read the definition... geek ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gk) A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy. - not me Well i'm far to social to be geek --D-SIPL ------------------
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QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005 |
well I looked up some definitions... and omgsh, this one is almost like a flame to us all! I would consider myself a computer geek, but not by this definition!!!!!!!!! computer geek - (Or "turbo nerd", "turbo geek") One who eats (computer) bugs for a living. One who fulfils all the dreariest negative stereotypes about hackers: an asocial, malodourous, pasty-faced monomaniac with all the personality of a cheese grater. The term cannot be used by outsiders without implied insult to all hackers; compare black-on-black usage of "nigger". A computer geek may be either a fundamentally clueless individual or a proto-hacker in larval stage. ------------------ |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
quote: Choose your definition: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/G/geek.html: A person who has chosen concentration rather than conformity; one who pursues skill (especially technical skill) and imagination, not mainstream social acceptance. Geeks usually have a strong case of neophilia. Most geeks are adept with computers and treat hacker as a term of respect, but not all are hackers themselves — and some who are in fact hackers normally call themselves geeks anyway, because they (quite properly) regard ‘hacker’ as a label that should be bestowed by others rather than self-assumed. One description accurately if a little breathlessly enumerates “gamers, ravers, science fiction fans, punks, perverts, programmers, nerds, subgenii, and trekkies. These are people who did not go to their high school proms, and many would be offended by the suggestion that they should have even wanted to.” Originally, a geek was a carnival performer who bit the heads off chickens. (In early 20th-century Scotland a ‘geek’ was an immature coley, a type of fish.) Before about 1990 usage of this term was rather negative. Earlier versions of this lexicon defined a computer geek as one who eats (computer) bugs for a living — an asocial, malodorous, pasty-faced monomaniac with all the personality of a cheese grater. This is often still the way geeks are regarded by non-geeks, but as the mainstream culture becomes more dependent on technology and technical skill mainstream attitudes have tended to shift towards grudging respect. Correspondingly, there are now ‘geek pride’ festivals (the implied reference to ‘gay pride’ is not accidental). See also propeller head, clustergeeking, geek out, wannabee, terminal junkie, spod, weenie, geek code, alpha geek. So there you have it. I choose: for defining me. (And yes, the term hacker was bestowed on me about 2 months ago). I also have very little problem with peer pressure. ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |
buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
lol.... those describe me lol... even tho i can be social at times, but i am secluded enough lol... ------------------ |
MastaLlama Member Posts: 671 From: Houston, TX USA Registered: 08-10-2005 |
i prefer seclusion, but love to be on stage too! nothing better than hundreds of adoring fans screaming and clapping as you're rockin' out some music! \m/ \m/ ------------------ |
D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
quote: Sounds like Eric Raymond justifying the fact that he has no social life The term hacker and to be called a hacker is a strong term. I don't believe their are any true hackers about anymore. Richard Greenblatt, Bill Gosper and such folk they were real hackers, who else could teach themselves to write a FORTRAN compiler having never even used a pc... in a weekend. Thats true hackerism --D-SIPL ------------------
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buddboy Member Posts: 2220 From: New Albany, Indiana, U.S. Registered: 10-08-2004 |
lol... ------------------ |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
quote: By today's standards though. I'm a hacklet. (I'm naively comparing myself to someone like Torvalds) By today's standards it's hard to be an old fasioned hacker. But easy to hack, say a cell phone or an iPod. ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |
D-SIPL Moderator Posts: 1345 From: Maesteg, Wales Registered: 07-21-2001 |
quote: Torvalds isn't a hacker. Far from it, he's a bottle neck for Linux development. Torvalds is so over-rated. I don't think he has contributed to linux kernel source code for years. He just sits around deciding what features go in next and holding up the progress. Linux should go with a more BSD style development model imo. --D-SIPL ------------------
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CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
quote: Well his previous hacking sparked other people to hack and made linux nice. ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
Well... we're offtopic. We should move the hacking and torvalds stuff to "Hacking Today". I wanted the $2899 USD Star Trek pacage with 212 Star Trek DVD's. Has everything they ever made! ------------------ ``After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.'' -- Tao of Programming Book 2 |