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Why did the chicken cross the road? – c0ol l33tZ

c0oL l33tZ

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MOHAMMED ALDOURI - (Iraq Ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road

DR SUESS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough

TRICIA
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book. And Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?!

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Realm Master

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lol.

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ArchAngel

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haha. the last 4 were the funniest.

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HanClinto

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I concur -- those were pretty good.
QuestLeader

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Registered: 04-20-2005
HAHAHA!!! Did you make those up? I really like the collonel Sanders one, lol.

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crazyishone

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hillarious

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who's on first?
i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!

kiwee

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From: oxfordshire, england
Registered: 04-17-2004
hehe, the tony blair one was funny

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