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Signature War #2 – CPUFreak91

CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	--- Begin Signature War Instructions--- Version 2.0 Theme: Take any non-computer saying and convert it to a computer or programming saying (eg: We're all in the same boat would be: We're all on the same partition) Time: On October 21 the signature war will start On October 25 the signature war will end Judges: There will be no "judges". Everyone will go to a voting booth on www.jqsoftware.com (it is not set up yet until all the contestants have submited a signature). You will then choose your vote via a drop down menu and the results will automatically be emailed to me.I will then post the results after a day or two. Signature creators can not vote for their own signature but they can vote for anyone else's. Disqualification: There is no disqualification there is only vote discounts if a sig is too close to anther persons sig. This is done by the first come first served basis: Whoever gets the sig first keeps it. You may only have one signature. Changing you Signature: You can chage your signature at the expense of one vote per change (this means that you can have negative votes) msplld wrds dOn"T coNT as vote deduction changes More Instructions: When you post your saying change be sure to post the original saying as well so that we can vote on the crativeness. Rule Breaking: Any rules that are broken will cost a contestant 1 vote if is not fixed whithin 1 day of submition Now go kill each other for the best signature!! --- End Signature War Instructions--- ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux [This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited October 21, 2005).]
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	[DELETED] At the cost of one vote. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux [This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited October 23, 2005).]
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	here's mine: a file saved is a file earned original: a penny saved is a penny earned ------------------ [This message has been edited by lava (edited October 21, 2005).]
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	Yes. Would you mind removing the saying you don't want? You can't have two. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux [This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited October 21, 2005).]
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	allright, heres mine (its....eh....) original- mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? entry- blue screen, blue screen on my display, who's bill gates ripping off today? ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	tehe. my siggy page. yours is funny crazyishone! ------------------ (yes, i know im stupid) Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	quote: Originally posted by Realm Master: tehe. my siggy page. . . . quote: yours is funny crazyishone! Where's your sig Realm? You did pretty good on the last war! I think you'll be getting my vote crazyishone! ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	my sig page does preety wwell, or it will as soon as i update it. but just for kicks: ------------ Trust the worm.
Gamer4Christ Member Posts: 551 From: Kokomo, Indiana, USA Registered: 07-19-2005	Entry: Memory is always larger on your friend's computer! Original: Grass is always greener on the other side. ------------------ "A clever warrior Is not only one who wins, But excels at winning with ease" -Sun Tzu ~The Art of War~ [This message has been edited by gamer4christ (edited October 23, 2005).]
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	Original: all hell broke loose comp: all Dells... just broke ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	haha...dells are somewhat reliable... ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
kiwee Member Posts: 578 From: oxfordshire, england Registered: 04-17-2004	entry: what came first, Windows or the Blue Screen of Death? original: what came first, the chicken or the egg? ------------------
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	quote: Originally posted by ArchAngel: Original: all hell broke loose comp: all Dells... just broke Hahaha! That's funny! Dells have a bad reputaion in my area. Man I'm being left in the dust!! I may have to sacrifice a vote and change my sig!! ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	Original: For every action there is an equal and oposite reaction Changed: For every Windows security patch there is an equal and oposite security exploit. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
zookey Member Posts: 1902 From: Great Falls, Montana, USA Registered: 04-28-2002	Original (taken from a rap song I heard on the radio): My milkshake brings all the guys to the yard and they are like 'it is better than yours, dang right better than yours' I could teach you but I'd have to charge (btw what the heck are they talking about with milkshakesLOL!! oh well my remake is below) My remake: My pc brings all the geeks to the yard and they're like 'super sweet my God' that's right super sweet my God I can let you play it, but I'd have to charge. LOL ever since I heard that song my bro and I can't stop making up parodies to it because it sounds so stupid LOL the bottom 2 aren't entries but just 2 other remakes we made up My milkbones bring all the dogs to the yard and they are like 'woof woof bark bark' dang right, woof woof bark bark you can have the treats but we are going to charge...... My garage sale brings all the old ladies to the yard and they are like 'OH Garage Sale my God!' thats right, Garage sale my God I could give you this stuff but I am going to charge! ------------------ Ignorance is bad, if you have it you will not have a good time.
bennythebear Member Posts: 1225 From: kentucky,usa Registered: 12-13-2003	i'm going with the one in bold, but i figured i'd share some of the other i came up with...though none of them are that good. the early bird catches the worm the first comp connected catches the worm kill two birds with one stone crash 2 million comps with one os(windows) stop and smell the roses stop and get my trojans behind every cloud is a silver lineing behind every ip address is another victim it's always darkest before dawn it's always bit before byte two wrongs don't make a right two xp's don't make a linux beauty is in the eye of the beholder nat's in the box labeled router you can't judge a book by it's cover you can't judge an os by it's price ------------------ proverbs 17:28 Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding. proverbs 25:7 open rebuke is better than secret love. www.gfa.org - Gospel for Asia www.persecution.com - Voice of the Martyrs
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	OOOHHH! There are rules here! oohh.... ooookkkaayyy... Original: Dad, im having girl troubles... (is that a saying?) Entry: Dad, XP just crashed... Original: GODZILLA!!! AIIEE! Entry: BILL GATES!!! RUNN! Original: May the force be with you, always... Entry: May the OS be wth you, always... Original: GODZILLA! AIIEE! Entry: NORTON INTERNET SECURITY! RUN! Original: Some things just don't work Entry: Norton just dosn't work. period. those sucked badly, but what the heck. ------------------ (yes, i know im stupid) Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	I don't know if this would work but: Oringinal: Ignorance is Bliss Entry: Norton is Bliss... Explaination: Norton sucks so bad, you don't know what you have on your computer, making you happy, while you couldin reality have 6 viruses and 198 different spy-ware programs.. (my old pc did.. but that was with McAfee... :\ ) ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates could make an MMORPG in three lines, given I had a single DLL with the entire thing in it programed in a different language :P
Lava Member Posts: 1905 From: Registered: 01-26-2005	quote: Originally posted by gamer4christ: Entry: Memory is always larger on your friend's computer! Original: Grass is always greener on the other side. I associate with that one! (even if it's my dad computer, LOL) ------------------
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	quote: Originally posted by Realm Master: Original: May the force be with you, always... Entry: May the OS be wth you, always... Sorry realm, your're late. The Open Source people have already taken that as their own: May the Source be with you always! ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	ah well, it kinda sucked anyway. hmmmm: ______________ Nowadays, even trojan's arn't good for Troy!
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	allright, heres a lame one just for "hahas", but my actuall entry is in an above post. original: we all do dumb things, paying too much for car insurance doenst have to be one of them. entry: we all do dumb things. paying for software doenst have to be one of them. ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	quote: Originally posted by crazyishone: entry: we all do dumb things. paying for software doenst have to be one of them. You should say: paying too much for software. You can buy Open Source software, you just aren't limited to keeping the software on your comp and not giving copies to your friends. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	perhaps i wasnt clear... paying for software at all is....an unfortunate occurence which i prefer to avoid. ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	aka no-cd keys and bootlegged copies. ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	Sigh. The voting thingy doesn't want to work. So please email me (cpu dot crazy at gmail dot com) with your CCN username and the person you vote for. People who haven't submited a signature are welcome to vote. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	right arch. tho i am a supporter of the "free" software movement (nobody say warez....ill get annoyed. ), i do at times feel for the developers of software and games. i think that they deserve payment. Fortunately, the individual developers' pay has little-to-nothing to do with actuall sales of the software (that would fall upon producers, am i right?). so, i understand how hard their work is, and am glad that they do not suffer from piracy. as far as music goes, i have little pity for big record companies. they are the ones losing money, NOT the musicians. musicians signed under record contracts make most of their money from merchandise. (i believe). so, there's my views. ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	but where does the producers and recording industry get the money to pay them? from us. we stop paying them. they can't pay the ppl. if people want to be paid for their creations, so be it. it's theirs. ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	well, that would be the case except these big label producers make so much from sales to begin with the a small drop doesn't reflect on developers. ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	heres mine: origional - The city of gothom is safe once again, thanks to dunununununununu BAT MAAAAAAAAN!!! entry - The CPU is safe once again, thanks to dunununununununu GEEK SQUAD!!!!!!! ------------------
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	[cough] ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	[achoo!] Geek squad, or geekman? ------------------ (yes, i know im stupid) Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	lol, the best buy geek squad. They are awesome. Even though... I can do just about everything they can. XDDD ------------------
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	not from what I heard. then again, I'll never call them anyways. ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	i... just.... can't... stop... submitting! ______________ Technology is important, wihtout it, us geeks would die. ------------------ (yes, i know im stupid) Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!
firemaker103 Member Posts: 643 From: Registered: 07-13-2005	you mean ELECTRONICS realm. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=technology http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=electronics :P ------------------ "Be nice to the nerds because later on, you'll be working for them" - Bill Gates [This message has been edited by firemaker103 (edited October 27, 2005).]
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005	I am not geek enought... ------------------ (yes, i know im stupid) Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right. The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10 PM ME YOUR DESCRIPTION OF ME! ILL PUT IT HERE! Here's all the comments!
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005	quote: Originally posted by Realm Master: I am not geek enought... Sure you're geeky! Geeks come in a wide variety of flavors, as one cannibal told me. ------------------ The Unix ethos: printable, debuggable, understandable stuff. 4096 bit GnuPG Encryption... you can't go wrong! -- See The 2 Month Game Blog Learn How to Use Linux
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	worse than being a "noob" geek (or "not geek enough") is being a poser. posers in any group of people are ....undesirable. so if you suck at something, admit it! if you need to learn more , admit it! there is no shame in that. also, i will never openly flame anybody, as I wouldnt want them to do it to me. (yes, i am quite noobly at times, and suceptible to flaming). ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!
zookey Member Posts: 1902 From: Great Falls, Montana, USA Registered: 04-28-2002	quote: Originally posted by crazyishone: worse than being a "noob" geek (or "not geek enough") is being a poser. posers in any group of people are ....undesirable. so if you suck at something, admit it! if you need to learn more , admit it! there is no shame in that. also, i will never openly flame anybody, as I wouldnt want them to do it to me. (yes, i am quite noobly at times, and suceptible to flaming). LOL no lie I agree with the poser thing noob is by not enough experience poser is by choice ------------------
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002	noobs are posers by definition. newbies are not, tho. ------------------ "Patience, my good citizen, patience. It's bad enough to rob a man of his dream" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities Soterion Studios
QuestLeader Member Posts: 629 From: My house, Va, USA Registered: 04-20-2005	hmm... about my submission... lol, I just couldnt think of anything else, lol ------------------
crazyishone Member Posts: 1685 From: Registered: 08-25-2004	fine arch. once again, i stand corrected. where is said "noob", "newbie" was , meant. ------------------ who's on first? i know...i just said that! WHO is on first!!!