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Signature War #1 – CPUFreak91

CPUFreak91

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Signature War #1
(This is a take off on the Avatar War.)

The point of this war is, that you have 1 week to make and post your signature, then we will hand over to 'crazyishone' and 'kiwi' to judge your signature.

The rules are simple. You must come up with a signature (not a quote). Say:
sparrow pie (sorry it's bad but all I could think of). However, you can edit a quote to fit your thoughts or personality. You may also keep your current sig. Just post it as a reply to the thread.

Alright kill each other for first, second and third prize!!!

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crazyishone

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haha, sweet, i get to judge!!!!

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Realm Master

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hmmmmmmmmmm....

say, i have an idea: IM gonna wing this one:

Sig:

God isTHE BEST PROGRAMMER EVER!
I mean comon, Emotions, feelings, ratioinal thinking, MOTOR SKILLS, the abitlity to learn and grow, to be able to change our reactions based on what is right?
When i Go to hevan, im gonna ask God to write a book on AI.

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crazyishone

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nice

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btw...its crazy-ish-one

zookey

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here is mine:

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firemaker103

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Life would be much easier if I had the source code.

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cwc

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Programming is the most intense RPG game ever made or played, so play it hard!!!
Lava
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en972

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Oh you program? Awsome! I try to get in a little....I spend most of my time debugging.

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Oh you program? Awsome! I try to get in a little....I spend most of my time debugging.

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Realm Master

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OHOHO! Firemaker, NICE!

WOW! my butt got whupped in the preliminaries!

are second tries avaliable:

if so:

Im glad God programmed a physics engine

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Well mine is below

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firemaker103

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We trust G-d, others we virus scan.


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CPUFreak91

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quote:
Originally posted by Realm Master:
OHOHO! Firemaker, NICE!

WOW! my butt got whupped in the preliminaries!

are second tries avaliable:

if so:

Im glad God programmed a physics engine


Well when you make up your mind on which one you want erase all the others so it doesn't confuse the judges. Unless it's ok with the judges...

Hmm I might post one of my own (note that the pics don't count... should I add that to the rules?)...

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kiwee

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Signature War??? YOU COPIER!
grrrrrr.....

i am happy to judge, is it just text then?

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kiwee

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oops, i forgot, i won't be here to judge, so it will have to be when i get back, which is abit longer then a week away

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bennythebear

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hmm...a signature war...let me think of something...here's something i want to say to the people who support the "GOD hates faggs" movement/website thing. :

"maybe GOD hates homosexuals, but hypocrites are the only people who ever made HIM sick at HIS stomach."

that should give them something to think about...and no, i don't believe GOD hates(or wishes HIS wrath) on anyone.

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en972

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I am very pleased with mine :

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kiwee

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en972 and zookey, i can't see yours

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en972

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Well our sigs were not it our posts. When we did :, that means look at the bottom of out posts where our sigs are. We too lazy to post them

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crazyishone

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for peepl who dont understand the german in dsipl's siggy,
ein Volk=one people
ein Reich=one kingdom
ein Fuhrer=one ruler


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CPUFreak91

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quote:
Originally posted by kiwee:
Signature War??? YOU COPIER!
grrrrrr.....

i am happy to judge, is it just text then?


Well I thought that those (like me) who suck at drawing might be good writing... oh well so you leave... That's why there's 2 judges! He he

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D-SIPL

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It's always nice to draw parallels between Microsoft and the Nazi Party

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crazyishone

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hmmm...i had this really funny joke comparing Microsoft to something...(really horrible)...
I can't remeber it....aggh!

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globalrant.tk

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D-SIPL

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Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression.

"We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a 'General Protection Fault' or 'Illegal Operation' warning.

We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it," said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror. He also mentioned that Microsoft is intending to add banner ads into its Blue Screen of Death in the near future.

The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.

Another money making scheme for you Bill...

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crazyishone

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this is a joke, right????/
there is no possible way this can be tru! its soo...warped...
if this is true.....maybe windows vista will be the most screwed up os evr...and microsoft will still make more money <_>.lol

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The only place you can find that is on joke-sites... come on people, if you have to make fun of Microsoft, do so without making up stuff. They're giving you plenty of material as it is.
D-SIPL

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ahh lighten up, i dont wanna offend any window users

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CPUFreak91

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Here's my new sig:
Programming is a computer related thing. If you can't use a computer you'd better stop programming.

Old Sig (removed because it breaks the rules):

1. Make each program do one thing well. To do a new job, build afresh rather than complicate old programs by adding new features.
2. Expect the output of every program to become the input to another, as yet unknown, program. Don't clutter output with extraneous information. Avoid stringently columnar or binary input formats. Don't insist on interactive input.
3. Design and build software, even operating systems, to be tried early, ideally within weeks. Don't hesitate to throw away the clumsy parts and rebuild them.
4. Use tools in preference to unskilled help to lighten a programming task, even if you have to detour to build the tools and expect to throw some of them out after you've finished using them.

-- Programming guidlines from the early UNIX developer community.

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CPUFreak91

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Ooops I broke my own rules... I'm using a quote.

I'm doing a new one. (Up where the old one was)

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CPUFreak91

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OK here's my new sig:

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Lava
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I made a new sig, the same as before, but it's graphical.

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http://photobucket.com/albums/v337/Tirqin/LAVALogo.jpg

Lava
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let me try that again, I took out the text one

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crazyishone

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hey...i dont think pics count...thats why CPUFreak got rid of his bleoved peniguin (whose name i now know is tux)....but i dont care.....hmmmmm?>?>?>?

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en972

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I like mine

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crazyishone

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lol
i dont even eget as far as debuggin...maybe i should hav started with something easier than c++ lol.

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Lava
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oh well, I'll just show it off anyway.

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Lava
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how many posts does it take to become a Veteran?

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crazyishone

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its cool. looks like the NASA logo. very sweet. award goes to lava for being a succesfull nonconformist .lol. *its technically text....in a very large font.....*lol. maybe it will count...

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Lava
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Thank you

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CPUFreak91

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I suppose that image counts as text... go ahead. I got rid of the penguin becasue it isn't text.

PS> Does my sig suck? My parents didn't think it was too good. I think it's funny.

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crazyishone

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im obviously not king solomon.....but i dont really folow it...maybs im missing the humor. (it wouldnt be the first time)

also, would you say that having a banner for my own site in my siggy is wrong???it seems like flagrant and inconsiderate self advertisemnt,,,,but im not sure if thats aginst unwritten web-politeness rules...

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D-SIPL

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I don't see a problem with it. If you were advertising www.christianprogrammers.com or something like that, then that would be just wrong.

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en972

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Yeah we'd have to tar you and throw you into the ocean

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MastaLlama

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Here's my entry:

quote:
Did lava win or is this WAR! still going on? 1 week = 7 days, 5th + 7 is the 12th, so I assume according to the challenge this contest is still open.

hee hee, do I win now?

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crazyishone

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its still open.. i made a new category *just for lava* lol.

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BTW, Lava -- I really like your new graphic. I think it's sweet.

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crazyishone

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ITs Friday People! time for the judging!!!

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crazyishone

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it was hard for me to decide first and second place...but here are the results....

1)en972
2)D-SIPL
3)LAVA

i know, i know...lava's isnt even text....but in a way it is....and it looks cool. kinda NASA-esque. All very good tho....definitely better than my flagrant self-advertisement!haha.

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Lava
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@ HanClinto: Thankyou

Thank you Crazyishone, I am just happy that I got in the winner's circle. It's only God, I didn't even really expect to get third, lol.

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en972

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I won? lol, awsome!

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Realm Master

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whAT? crap, i missed out.

i had a last second entry, ill just put it out for fun:

You are inches from your life's dreams, if you reach just a bit further, all of your (edit: non sinful) longings and desiers will come true. You reach out and MEMORY ACCESS VIOLATION!!!!
(Ever have one of THOSE days?)

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Blessed are those who show mercy.
They will be shown mercy. - Matthew 5:7

Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right.
The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10

CPUFreak91

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quote:
Originally posted by crazyishone:

it was hard for me to decide first and second place...but here are the results....

1)en972
2)D-SIPL
3)LAVA


Good work! I was away from internet for a while and still will be!! But I got at a comp with internet and replied... aww.. I didn't win

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firemaker103

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dont we have to wait for kiwee to vote too?

*looks at first post*

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firemaker103

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dont we have to wait for kiwee to vote too?

*looks at first post*

Edit:You're right.

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Realm Master

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dont be a sore loser firemaker, at least I thought it was a cool (and really funny) sig!

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God rules!

Blessed are those who show mercy.
They will be shown mercy. - Matthew 5:7

Blessed are those who suffer for doing what is right.
The kingdom of hevan bleongs to them.-Matthew 5:10

Lava
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When's the next war btw?

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kiwee

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the next avater war is in september (one a month)

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