Max Member Posts: 523 From: IA Registered: 09-19-2004 |
Hey, post some famous quotes here for some humour, seriousness, or for general knowledge. My signature shows my current favorite by Victor Hugo. Some of mine are: Who you calling scruffy-looking? - Han Solo Episode 5 If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball - Coach O'Hoolihands (Dodgeball) No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt Eagles may soar high in the sky, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines - Anonymous ------------------ |
Jari Member Posts: 1471 From: Helsinki, Finland Registered: 03-11-2005 |
"If I'm not back in five minutes.... Just wait longer!" - Ace ventura 2 Thats the only one I could think of right now [This message has been edited by Jari (edited April 22, 2005).] |
bennythebear Member Posts: 1225 From: kentucky,usa Registered: 12-13-2003 |
"the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - ? ------------------ proverbs 25:7 www.gfa.org - Gospel for Asia www.persecution.com - Voice of the Martyrs |
Goldrush13 Member Posts: 107 From: Registered: 02-27-2005 |
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx |
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Max Member Posts: 523 From: IA Registered: 09-19-2004 |
Here's some more: It's not my fault, it's not my fault! - Han Solo aaaaaaaaaaggghh- Chewbacca This book will scare the Hell out of you - On the Bible, Anonymous This book will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from this book - On the Bible, Anonymous Today is a good day to teleport - Sarge, Red vs. Blue Tucker did it - Caboose, Red vs. Blue Most people who wait till the 11th hour die at 10:30 - Anonymous Don't go in there, whooo! - Ace Ventura Smoooooooooooooooooookin' - Mask Like a glove - Ace Ventura When the roosters are crowing and the cow are spinning circles in the pasture, DUCKS FLY TOGETHER - Duwayne, D2 Don't worry, I am a trained Cardiovascular Rescue Technition. - Milgreen, Spies Like Us ------------------ |
CobraA1 Member Posts: 926 From: MN Registered: 02-19-2001 |
"How you get so big eating food of this kind?" --Yoda, Star Wars "When 900-years-old you reach, look as good you will not -hmm?" --Yoda, Star Wars "Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing." --Yoda, Star Wars "They say that when you run a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices... But that's nothing - When you run it forwards it installs Windows.." -- Seen in a forum signature "Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side." --Anonymous ------------------ Switch Mayhem now available! Get it here |
CPUFreak91 Member Posts: 2337 From: Registered: 02-01-2005 |
When in doubt, use brute force. --Ken Thompson
bedeviled us ever since because each browser accepts a different superset of the specifications. It is the specifications that should be generous, not their interpretation. ‘Extreme programming' guru Kent Beck, operating in a different culture, says: “Make it run, then make it right, then make it fast”.
Actually it's liver flavored I'd like morinings better if they started later. "So it's a drinking contest?" (Legolas) ------------------ [This message has been edited by CPUFreak91 (edited April 22, 2005).] |
Klown Member Posts: 78 From: baraga, mi , united states of america Registered: 11-10-2004 |
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stadivarious to a gorilla." --- Jim Bishop
"Never underestimate a childs ability to get into more trouble." --- Martin Mull
"Childhood is that wounderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is to take a bath." -- Richard Zera
"There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and it's mother's age." -- Benjamin Spock
"Parents aren't interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet." --- Bill Cosby
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand Auther C. Coxe
Children are a poor man's riches --- English Proverb
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of --- Peter Ustinov
Havin children makes you no more a parent then having a piano makes you a pianist -- Michael Levine, Lessons at the half way point
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head -- Carol Burnett
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough -- Pearl Williams
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the former -- Albert Einstein
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give -- Winston Churchill
We live in an age when Pizza gets to your house before the Police -- Jeff Marder
Worry never robs tomarrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy -- Leo Buscaglia
Worrying is like a rockingchair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere -- Anonymous
We must become the change we want to see -- Gandhi
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one -- Ellan Hubbard
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds -- Buddha
Count your age with friends not years -- anonymous
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truely endless -- Mother Teresa
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us any way -- Fr. Jerome Cummings
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking him if there's something you can do. Think up somehting appropriate and do it -- E. W. Howe
A real friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out -- Walter Winchell
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly -- Anonymous
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart -- Marcus Aurelius
To love someone deeply gives you strength.Being loved by somebody deeply gives you courage -- Lao Tzu
Two souls but with a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. -- Fredrich Halm
"Women are born with a very dark side that men do not understand and they don't understand loved Eve. unholyiness too." Anonymous
"To be born a gentleman, an accident. To die a gentleman, an accomplishment." Anonymous ------------------ |
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
"Hail to the King, baby" - Bruce Campbell "The Spice Must Flow" - Dune "Pillage before you burn" - ? "Hey Guys... Hey Guys... Guys? hey... you want some of my coco cola? huh? you want some? I see you over there.. do you want a drink of my coco cola? you know.. drink it... drink..." - Blue Klay guy from Knoxskorner.com "I don't think that's scientifically possibly" - Homestar Runner I'll give some serious quotes when I'm not in class... - ArchAngel ------------------ |
goop2 Member Posts: 1059 From: Registered: 06-30-2004 |
I am your father -  Two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts do! - Dont remember... me? WELL ITS JUST MY HEAD! - Me If I die you still cant have my skateboard - Me ------------------ I dont like siggys. They are to hard to think up :( |
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Goldrush13 Member Posts: 107 From: Registered: 02-27-2005 |
"In A.D. 2101 War was beginning. Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. Operator: We get signal. Captain: What ! Operator: Main screen turn on. Captain: It's You !! Cats: How are you gentlemen !! Cats: All your base are belong to us. Cats: You are on the way to destruction. Captain: What you say !! Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time. Cats: HA HA HA HA .... Captain: Take off every 'zig' !! Captain: You know what you doing. Captain: Move 'zig'. Captain: For great justice." ZERO WING!!! |
CoolJ Member Posts: 354 From: ny Registered: 07-11-2004 |
"But the animals are less like animals and more like cracked-out insane rocket ships." - Someone commenting on someone else's animal simulation game in the Garage Games forum |
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goop2 Member Posts: 1059 From: Registered: 06-30-2004 |
quote: You played that? THAT GAME IS TOTALY AWSOME!!! ------------------ I dont like siggys. They are to hard to think up :( |
en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
"Put down the skateboard and step away from the stairwell." "And both are wrong. Its not a skateboarder, its a fruitbooter." ------------------ |
zookey Member Posts: 1902 From: Great Falls, Montana, USA Registered: 04-28-2002 |
"DUDE---do you realize that, if every person on the planet popped a piece of bubble wrap at the same time, a force powerful enough to rip the world in half would be generated?"--Zookey 2005 ------------------ |
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en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
"Seriously" - Homestarrunner ------------------ |
fingolfin Member Posts: 197 From: IL Registered: 03-19-2005 |
"and I ama checken mya E-mail, and I ama hoppin it'sa froma Female!" -Strongbad ------------------ |
Simon_Templar Member Posts: 330 From: Eau Claire, WI USA Registered: 10-25-2004 |
"Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever." - Aristophanes
Rival: Winston! you are DRUNK! Winston churchill at a canadian gala political event, was seated next to a bishop. A very attractive waitress came by with drinks and offered them to winston and the bishop.. winston took one,
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ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
gotta love winston. ------------------ |
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Goldrush13 Member Posts: 107 From: Registered: 02-27-2005 |
quote: Don't know about the gameplay, I just like the bad English. |
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Lance Junior Member Posts: 7 From: Hackettstown, NJ, USA Registered: 04-08-2005 |
I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!-Spongebob Squarepants ------------------ |
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Goldrush13 Member Posts: 107 From: Registered: 02-27-2005 |
quote: He he, is that the one with the shoelaces? |
bwoogie Member Posts: 380 From: kansas usa Registered: 03-12-2005 |
"People who live by the sword usually get shot" ------------------ |
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Goldrush13 Member Posts: 107 From: Registered: 02-27-2005 |
"I believe that the pen is mightier than the sword, but you should keep a sword handy, in case the pen fails....." - Some guy who was interviewed in "Bowling for Columbine", I think he was part of the Oklahoma bombings. [This message has been edited by Goldrush13 (edited May 14, 2005).] |
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fingolfin Member Posts: 197 From: IL Registered: 03-19-2005 |
"To live is Christ, to die is gain" -Paul "To be or not to be?" "Frailty thy name is women!" "...the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..." -Shakespear ------------------ |
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en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
"We better fight because it might not be too long. Before they say they've made our faith against the law." -Sanctus REal ------------------ |
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bwoogie Member Posts: 380 From: kansas usa Registered: 03-12-2005 |
sr is pretty cool.. ------------------ |
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Max Member Posts: 523 From: IA Registered: 09-19-2004 |
"To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?—To die,—to sleep,— No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to,—’tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish’d. To die,—to sleep;— To sleep: perchance to dream:—ay, there’s the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there’s the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely, The pangs of despis’d love, the law’s delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would these fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death,— The undiscover’d country, from whose bourn No traveller returns,—puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought; And enterprises of great pith and moment, With this regard, their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action." - Shakespear (Hamlet) The full quote! ------------------ |
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bwoogie Member Posts: 380 From: kansas usa Registered: 03-12-2005 |
......That's not a quote! That's a whole stinkin' book! lol jk. ------------------ |
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fingolfin Member Posts: 197 From: IL Registered: 03-19-2005 |
heck no... that's probably the best, most insightful lines ever witten about the human soul... Unfortunatlely the anser to the question (BTW it's a great CD...) in the book is wrong. Hamlet decides to live on because he is afraid of death... "He is the Anwser to the Qustion, He is the Cure for the Infection, He is, all He say's He is..." -Tree63 ------------------ |
Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
They coldn't hit an elephat at that dist- -- Some Union officer who tried to encourage his men while they were pinned down by snipers. Didn't work. Sniper, where? - Last words on a halo2 multiplayer deathmatch. Sticks and stones may hurt my bones, but words will never hurt me - An idiot You suck - Mathetes You were the chosen one! - Obi Wan Kenobi - StarWars, episode III Hey, i hear you fellas taste, JUST LIKE CHICKEN! - Marine in Halo2 ------------------ ...no duh [This message has been edited by Realm Master (edited May 16, 2005).] [This message has been edited by Realm Master (edited May 16, 2005).] |
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Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
I forgot to add: Communism! - Karl Marx ------------------ ...no duh [This message has been edited by Realm Master (edited May 17, 2005).] |
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en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
"I noticed, I know this week is a symbol of how I use my time. Resented I spent it convincing my self, the worlds doing just fine without me." Relient K ------------------ |
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Max Member Posts: 523 From: IA Registered: 09-19-2004 |
You were the chosen one! - Obi-Wan Kenobi ------------------ |
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en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
"He killed younglings" ------------------ |
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Realm Master Member Posts: 1971 From: USA Registered: 05-15-2005 |
quote: Hey, That was mine! sides: Balk balkbalkblak... BALK! - My chicken. ------------------ ...no duh |
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en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
Mine was from star wars also ------------------ |
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bwoogie Member Posts: 380 From: kansas usa Registered: 03-12-2005 |
"12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12" - Me. ------------------ |
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fingolfin Member Posts: 197 From: IL Registered: 03-19-2005 |
"A good friend will bail you out of jail. A real friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'that was awesome!'" -my friend ------------------ |
