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c h i e f y

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From: Surrey, United Kingdom
Registered: 03-07-2002
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea".
The children were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences.

Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of
the comments that were funny, and some that were sad. Here are
some of them. The children were all aged between 5 and 8 years.

* This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

* Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown,
like my brother did last summer. (David age 7)

* Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

* I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter age 6)

* My goldfish died. Why? (Katie age 5)

* If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)

* I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

* A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head.(Billy 8 )

* My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)

* When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

* I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

* I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

* Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock.
They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

* My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)

* When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

* When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we
hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her
boy friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)

* A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside.
(Emma age 5)

* When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors (Valerie age 6)

* Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky 8 )


* On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (Julie age 7)

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Skynes
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Posts: 202
From: Belfast, N Ireland
Registered: 01-18-2004
eewwww some of those are gross... Still very funny tho.
en972

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From: NOT TELLING!
Registered: 08-27-2004
Little kids said that? man....

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bennythebear

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From: kentucky,usa
Registered: 12-13-2003
that one about the little girls brother drowning was sad. some were wrong, a lot were. some were funny though.

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ArchAngel

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From: SV, CA, USA
Registered: 01-29-2002
those dirty little kids. lol.

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Klumsy

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From: Port Angeles, WA, USA
Registered: 10-25-2001
the whole fact is it is innocent, man the things i've heard kids say as a coincidence that has utterly embarassed their parents..

when our son krystjan was born, our then 14 month year old daughter, who is heavily into shaped, pointed at his testicles and said BALLS , and has been talking about them ever since.

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ArchAngel

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From: SV, CA, USA
Registered: 01-29-2002
quote:
A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head

... that kid... haha.

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bennythebear

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Posts: 1225
From: kentucky,usa
Registered: 12-13-2003
the arsehol was funny...and i would be embarassed if i had a daughter say that in public, or start talking about it in public.

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Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

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bennythebear

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From: kentucky,usa
Registered: 12-13-2003
a daughter who said what your kid did klumsy...to clarify that.

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Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

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goop2

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Registered: 06-30-2004
these were 6-8 year olds??

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Flamers23
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From: gilmanton N.H U.S.A
Registered: 11-16-2004
That is just not right i cant believe little kids would say that lol

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