c h i e f y Member Posts: 415 From: Surrey, United Kingdom Registered: 03-07-2002 |
A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea". The children were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results, and put together some of * This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) * Whales are animals, not fish. If they don't get air they can drown, * Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6) * I don't like the sea. It makes me sick on the ferry. (Peter age 6) * My goldfish died. Why? (Katie age 5) * If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have * I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like * A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it's head.(Billy 8 ) * My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6) * When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. * I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. * I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6) * Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. * My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5) * When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. * When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we * A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside. * When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors (Valerie age 6) * Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky 8 )
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Skynes Member Posts: 202 From: Belfast, N Ireland Registered: 01-18-2004 |
eewwww some of those are gross... Still very funny tho. |
en972 Member Posts: 562 From: NOT TELLING! Registered: 08-27-2004 |
Little kids said that? man.... ------------------ |
bennythebear Member Posts: 1225 From: kentucky,usa Registered: 12-13-2003 |
that one about the little girls brother drowning was sad. some were wrong, a lot were. some were funny though. ------------------ www.gfa.org - Gospel for Asia www.persecution.com - Voice of the Martyrs |
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
those dirty little kids. lol. ------------------ |
Klumsy Administrator Posts: 1061 From: Port Angeles, WA, USA Registered: 10-25-2001 |
the whole fact is it is innocent, man the things i've heard kids say as a coincidence that has utterly embarassed their parents.. when our son krystjan was born, our then 14 month year old daughter, who is heavily into shaped, pointed at his testicles and said BALLS , and has been talking about them ever since. ------------------ |
ArchAngel Member Posts: 3450 From: SV, CA, USA Registered: 01-29-2002 |
quote: ... that kid... haha. ------------------ |
bennythebear Member Posts: 1225 From: kentucky,usa Registered: 12-13-2003 |
the arsehol was funny...and i would be embarassed if i had a daughter say that in public, or start talking about it in public. ------------------ www.gfa.org - Gospel for Asia www.persecution.com - Voice of the Martyrs |
bennythebear Member Posts: 1225 From: kentucky,usa Registered: 12-13-2003 |
a daughter who said what your kid did klumsy...to clarify that. ------------------ www.gfa.org - Gospel for Asia www.persecution.com - Voice of the Martyrs |
goop2 Member Posts: 1059 From: Registered: 06-30-2004 |
these were 6-8 year olds?? ------------------ I took the road less traveled and now WHERE THE HELL AM I????? |
Flamers23 Member Posts: 30 From: gilmanton N.H U.S.A Registered: 11-16-2004 |
That is just not right i cant believe little kids would say that lol ------------------ |