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knock knock – spade89

spade89

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From: houston,tx
Registered: 11-28-2006
hey guys check this out :
http://www.ovrlnd.com/Humor/knockknock.html

it's kind of a humor thing about a Jw trying to convert someone. i don't know if it happened in real life or not but it's kind of funny ....

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Lazarus

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You don't know? Seriously?

That was a pretty funny story, btw.

ArchAngel

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couldn't that apply to any christian witnessing, too?

Maybe we just don't knock on their doors...

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Jari

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From: Helsinki, Finland
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quote:
Originally posted by ArchAngel:
couldn't that apply to any christian witnessing, too?

No. Well sure you can face difficult questions but God gave us the Bible to be equiped with the answers as we follow Him.
Edit: sorry about my tone...

And Jesus promised to give a mouth to which no one can say against.
It's great when the Holy spirit gives the right words to speak.


PS. That wasnt a real witnessing, it said there that it demostrated how it could go if the jehovas witnesses would be honest about their religion.

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Mene-Mene

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quote:

Householder: Right. Um, look I'm not the greatest Bible scholar, but isn't there a scripture where Jesus warned his followers to look out for false prophets? And doesn't the Bible also warn that false prophets will, like, die or something?

Witness: Well, the bible does say that. But it doesn't apply to us.

Householder: Why not?

Witness: Because we're not prophets.



Householder: I noticed you didn't deny you were false...

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samw3

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From: Toccoa, GA, USA
Registered: 08-15-2006
quote:
Originally posted by ArchAngel:
couldn't that apply to any christian witnessing, too?


Only if you don't know what and why you believe and try to inflict church traditions on the people you are witnessing to. An ounce of truth in a ton of lies?

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Maybe we just don't knock on their doors...

Some do here in the south.

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