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MastaLlama

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albeit i am 100% against FWDs and chain emails...but...I got the following from a friend of mine today...

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf


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[This message has been edited by mastallama (edited October 24, 2006).]

Mene-Mene

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That I must admit is funny.

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kenman

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quote:
Originally posted by mastallama:
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."


Is that what marriage is. . .
penny

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I think it can be if you are selfish. I must admit I have the best wife in the world! She makes me feel like Superman.. eventhough I'm far from it. And she loves Jesus more than me.

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Realm Master

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Wait... was that seirous?

?!?!?

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Realm Master

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(After re-reading)

Oh.... okay, now I get it.

STilL disturbing though...

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dartsman

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quote:
I think it can be if you are selfish. I must admit I have the best wife in the world! She makes me feel like Superman.. eventhough I'm far from it. And she loves Jesus more than me.

pennys wife is still giving him beer lol

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penny

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Hey, I'm as sober as a judge. The strongest alcohol I have ever consumed was Vicks44. We are coming up on three years of marriage now. Maybe its just that we're still newlyweds.

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buddboy

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heh heh thats funny!!

that video was funny too.

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CPUFreak91

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Hahaha. That's rich.

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HanClinto

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quote:
Originally posted by penny:
We are coming up on three years of marriage now. Maybe its just that we're still newlyweds.


Congratulations, Penny! HanClinto and I have been married for a little over two years.

Edit: Whoops. Sorry, I was signed in as HanClinto. (This is tonnyx)

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TwoBrothersSoftware

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quote:
Originally posted by HanClinto:
Congratulations, Penny! HanClinto and I have been married for a little over two years.
2006).]

18 Years and I still love her

MastaLlama

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18 eh? whoa...we just passed 1 year in July!!!

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Realm Master

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quote:
Originally posted by HanClinto:
Congratulations, Penny! HanClinto and I have been married for a little over two years.

Edit: Whoops. Sorry, I was signed in as HanClinto. (This is tonnyx)

[This message has been edited by HanClinto (edited October 26, 2006).]


Okay, Cause when I read that I was kinda creeped out.

I thought Han had maybe married a mirror or something...

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kenman

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14 YEARS and my heart still skips a beat every time she calls.
Lazarus

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quote:
Originally posted by Realm Master:
Okay, Cause when I read that I was kinda creeped out.

I thought Han had maybe married a mirror or something...


LOL.

This is a classic example of why I will never drink beer.

(only wine when I am sick. it tastes awful though)

dXter

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Registered: 09-26-2006
lol, yeah, that's one reason why we shouldn't drink much, but also cuz it just tastes bad anyways. (unless you "acquire a taste" for it, which i don't see why you'd do). Beer tastes horrible... wine isn't quite as horrible... champagne is almost ok, but it still tastes bad after a few sips.
sorry for being off topic....

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Realm Master

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Sparkling Cider...

LoL.

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ArchAngel

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I'd marry myself.

just like Homer.

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buddboy

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hey tonnyx don't worry my brothers and sisters and i have done that.

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zookey

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quote:
Originally posted by Realm Master:
Wait... was that seirous?

?!?!?


LOL man that was almost straight from a Bill Engvall special---Heeres your sign!! LOLJK man but that was pretty funny!

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